The Summer Olympics’ outstandingly golden boy, swimmer Michael Phelps, will dive into not-ready-for-primetime television as the guest host of Saturday Night Live’s 33rd season premiere, TVGuide.com has learned.

Airing Sept. 13, the sketch show’s season opener will “reunite” Phelps with musical guest Lil Wayne, the source of the gold-medalist’s pre-swim warm-up tunes.

Phelps, of course, won an Olympic record eight gold medals at the Summer Olympics held earlier this month in Beijing. Hopefully, we’ll get a sketch poking fun at China’s pre-teen female gymnasts. What other Olympic-y topics do you think are ripe for SNL-style skewering?

“Gas prices are too mother[effing] high. As you know, I do own my own jet and I have been having flying back and forth to LA pursuing my acting career. Now, if I’m flying back and forth, like, twice in a month that’s like $200,000 or $250,000 round trip. [Eff] that. I’m back on American Airlines right now. Ok? Your boy Diddy right now is on American Airlines. Look. I want to give a shout out to all my Saudi Arabian brothers and sisters and all my brothers and sisters from all the countries that have oil, if you could all please send me some oil for my jet I would truly appreciate it. But right now, can you believe it, I am actually flying commercial. That’s how high gas prices are ok, so I feel you. Look, I’m at the gate right now. This is proof that gas prices are too high, we need to do something about it, so tell whoever the next president is that we need to bring gas back down.”

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That hot chick from Death Race is pretty hot… [Vanity Spy]

Dr. Dre’s son is dead and I’m all sad-faced again… [Bitten and Bound]

LiLo’s dad is unofficially engaged and I don’t care… [Dlisted]

Some new hottie is a Victoria’s Secret Angel… [Flawed Hollywood]

Jessican Simpson is trying to be country, again… [Drunken Stepfather]

There’s a new Fast and The Furious leaked trailer… [Geeks of Doom]

Hey man, it’s cool…it’s cool… [LOLcats]

I wanna go to the Catalina Wine Mixer… [My Confined Space]

Throw back hottie - Kate Beckinsale used to be hot… [The Beer Goggler]

Best. Commercial with lizards. Ever. … [Awesomeness]

Dear Rihanna,

I enjoy your nutty interesting fashion choices, I love am obsessed with your songs, I hope know that Chris loves you and will come around soon. My faith in your musical ability is unchallenged. You constantly come through with hits time and time again.

When I heard the first few seconds of this song, I was concerned…then you started singing. I am impressed once again. Congrats, you win. Point for you. You successfully took one of the best viral internet items and turned it into a Top 40 hit. Now the questions is….why TI and Chris? He’s better and you’re doing him. Let me know. Thanks.

Sincerely, Meghan

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2. her [Rihanna] shoes are hot. If you know fashion and dont mind standing out and being different then you would agree. Dont hate because you dont have her fashion sense.

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