And Her Music is Horrible, Too:
BAD, BAD, BAD, BAD…but judge her yourself…

Ugh, seriously? I would rather listen to three straight weeks of Yanni’s Greatest Hits than have to listen to that awful song again.

On Access Hollywood About Her Brother’s Death:

Any fan of the show knows that Heidi’s retreat from the Hollywood Hills is going back to Colorado to her family. A month ago, Heidi’s brother died in a freak accident after returning from the war. She finally opens up about what her family has been going through. I couldn’t imagine being in her shoes.

On May 12th:

“London will be much smaller,” a New Line spokesman said. “The whole cast isn’t even going.”

Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Cynthia Nixon and Kristin Davis all will make the trip, but other big names, including Mr. Big himself, Chris Noth, and Jennifer Hudson, will not.

“It was simply a question of logistics and scheduling. We’re still planning the big premiere to be in New York,” he said.

“Everyone knows New York City is the fifth character,” the spokesman added. “The city is the epicenter of all things ‘Sex and the City.’ ”

He revealed exclusively to the Daily News that the New York premiere will be May 27 at Radio City Music Hall, followed by a star-studded party at the Museum of Modern Art that will benefit Caroline Kennedy’s The Fund for Public Schools.

Not fair! I know that there are a ton of twenty-somethings stomping around their rooms right now. If anything they should have done this ‘advanced premiere’ in Paris because of the last episode. Oh well, I will be there like the rest of the world waiting in line on opening night.

Set Your TiVo for Your Favs Tonight:
Check it out…

Fox -
9:00pm - American Idol
10:00pm - Dancing with the Stars

NBC -
10:00pm - Law & Order: SVU (New!)

CW -
8:00pm - Beauty and the Geek (New!)
9:00pm - Reaper (New!)

MTV -
10:00pm - A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila (New!)

VH1 -
8:00pm - Miss Rap Supreme
9:00pm - Celebracadbra

Both Reps Offer “No Comment”:

Based on sightings of the two holding hands — and photos of Carey wearing a big ring Saturday night during a New York afterparty for her new film, “Tennessee” — various media reports, including one that appeared on People.com Monday (April 28), suggest that she may be[engaged].

During an interview at MTV, Nick says, “I can’t even know what to say. She’s probably the most festive, remarkable person I’ve ever met. Good friend.” However, when asked by MTV News about a possible engagement, spokespeople for both Cannon and Carey had no comment.

Not only her new flick, Amy is pregnant in real life:

The Saturday Night Live regular, 36, and her husband, Will Arnett, are to become first-time parents, their rep Lewis Kay confirms to PEOPLE.

The baby is due in late fall.

The couple have been married since 2003.

It’s so refreshing to see a couple in Hollywood that is married before they have a baby together. Not only that, but married for 5 years…that’s like 12 years Hollywood time.

Beck’s Beard, Ugly Heather, Kim’s DD, Denise Showers:
Beckham’s ugly facial hair…

Wolverine…is that you? (Source)

Heather Locklear in Hawaii…

Worst. Picture. Ever. (Source)

Kim Kardashian shows off the girls…

That dress not only needs ironing, but it’s from last season at Express. Doesn’t she own a boutique with her sisters? (Source)

Denise Richards in the shower…

Filming her new reality show, Denise shows off a bod that all women envy. (Source)

Salma Hayek “The Bearded Lady”…

Salma Hayek sported some serious facial hair playing the bearded lady on the set of Cirque du Freak in New Orleans last week. (Source)

Are Getting WAY Too Close:


I am so tired of talking about this little Disney Twit. Now she has to come out with yet another creepy picture? Seriously…that’s Billy Ray with Miley in his lap. She’s 15, not 5, 15! Next we are going to hear the Billy still spanks her or something. Ew, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little…gross mental picture. I’m over this girl.

Set Your TiVo for Your Favs Tonight:
Check it out…

ABC-
8:00pm - Dancing with the Stars
9:30pm - Smantha Who?
10:00pm - The Bachelor

Fox -
9:00pm - House (New!)

NBC -
8:00pm - Deal or No Deal (New!)

CW -
8:00pm - Gossip Girl (New!)
8:30pm - One Tree Hill (New!)

MTV -
10:00pm - The Hills (New!)
10:30pm - The Paper (New!)

VH1 -
9:00pm - Flavor of Love 3 (New!)
10:00pm - Miss Rap Supreme (New!)

She’s Happy, Alert and Doing Better:

Britney was spotted, all smiles, after her vocal lesson then later, heading to Bally’s. Spears seems to be getting it together to prove to the judge on May 6th that she can handle the responsibility of her sons. She is making plans to team up with Ed Hardy’s Christian Audigier to design a t-shirt line.
While getting her sons back will not be easy, she is moving in the right direction and people are taking notice. Although, she really needs to do something about that hair.