Looking Like A Pregnant Teen, She Buys Stuff For Baby:

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The pregnant teen has been prepping for the baby by shopping at Wal-Mart a lot. While shopping the other day, she grabbed some Dreft. I had no freaking clue what that was because I am 23 and never got pregnant at 16, so after Googling away I discovered it’s some detergent for baby clothes. Awesome. At least we know the next baby Spears will have clean clothes.

Which Is Not Cool When Wearing A Dress:



Caught by the paparazzi gettings out of her car yesterday in LA, Audrina is showing her goodies. She’s really no stranger to it though…she’s tried out for Playboy and been turned down. Now she gets her kicks by flashing the public. Lucky you…

Moving Other Passengers So She Can Sit With Her GF:

From TMZ…

Sources tell TMZ a star-studded flight this morning (Thursday) included Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, singer James Ingram and Stephen Baldwin — and each group sat in different classes.
Our sources say that patrons on the New York to L.A. flight had to be moved around so LoRon could sit beside each other in business class — and that Lindsay requested a “warm compress” to help her ailing chest. Isn’t that what Sammy’s there for?

Later, it was reported that LiLo went to the hospital for a few hours. Her reps denied she was admitted, saying that she was just visiting a friend. Wait…LiLo has friends?

Just When We Thought Disney Had Gotten Control Back:

I thought Disney had grounded Miley after those Vanity Fair pics. I guess Disney’s version of ‘grounding’ their pop-tarts is to turn them into phallic poster girls. Awesome. Miley is a whore.

Mom And Babies Are Healthy, Sources Say:

Just this morning a source who says she was inside the delivery room tells “The Insider” yes, the babies were born and yes, mother and daughters are fine!

“The Insider” is also hearing that the names are Isla (pronounced eye-la) Marcheline (after Angie’s mom) and Amelie Jane (after Brad’s mom) Jolie-Pitt.

Congrats to the new parents. I think they could start a football team at this point…

UPDATE 5/31: Apparently, The Insider has no idea what they are talking about. Angelina has not given birth to her twins, yet…we think.

After He Bought Her A Diamond:

Chris bought Rihanna a diamond!

Rihanna’s rumoured boyfriend Chris Brown has bought her a $100,000 diamond necklace. The ‘Umbrella’ singer was thrilled to discover Chris had splashed out on a ruby and diamond necklace from jewellers Jason of Beverly Hills.

Jewellery designer Jason Arasheben revealed: “Chris went for the heart theme. He said, ‘She’s going to love this because she loves hearts.’ “

Rihanna, 20, was so impressed with her sparkling gift that she has ordered a diamond-encrusted cross for 19-year-old Chris from the same jewellers.

Jason added to America’s OK! magazine: “Rihanna gave specific instructions about Chris’ gift. She was very particular about wanting the cross to match his other jewellery.”

(Source)

But her people won’t let her see her new bf …

Rihanna’s people have banned her from seeing boyfriend Chris Brown while she promotes fab new single Take A Bow. And with an undies line in the offing, they don’t want her to relax and gain weight, we’re told. A spy tells us: “Her team feel that their ‘puppy love’ could cause a distraction.”

(Source)

Oh man, poor Rihanna. It took forever for them to semi-confirm their relationship and now her people aren’t letting it happen because they don’t want her to get fat? That’s just stupid.

Sources have revealed that Harrison Ford, 64 will be marrying Calista Flockhart, 43, when promotional priorities for Indiana Jones are complete.

Ford proposed to Flockhart on April Fool’s Day. They’ve been together for 5 years and between them have 5 children including Calista’s adopted son. Ford has been married twice before.

Congrats to the couple. At least we know that you can ‘find love’ late in life.

For A Super Model, Her Legs Aren’t Too Super:

There’s no debating that she’s a good model. But that’s all she’s got going for her right now. Frizzy hair, no makeup and now she’s ’showing off’ her deformed legs? Not a good idea, Kate. I guess that’s why God made Photoshop.

It’s A Good Club Song:
Check it out…

She’s got a huge album on her hands. I’m impressed.

In The Blog World, They’re Having Sex:

From John’s blog…

“Yo Pete-

I could have easily written this to you in an email, but you’ve been so cool to write positive things about me on your blog(s) that I want to respond in kind.

Here’s using blogs for something other than pointing out boob jobs and slight limps.

-Ting, ting, ting-

You’re one of the best eggs in the music industry, hands down. With as much talent as you have, I’d expect you’d have some eccentric ego, but from what I can tell you seem to have none. (That actually makes you more talented, by way of some crazy cosmic arithmetic.) Every time we get the chance to hang I’m inspired by your creativity. Your mind is like a stadium with the dome open… you have ZERO judgment when it comes to things that move you. When most people get the feeling they might like an idea, or a shirt, they run it through a series of filters; ‘what should I think, given my personal attributes?’ ‘How does this read?’ ‘What would Kanye do?’ You have what makes talented people successful for years and years - a brave sense of self and a completely authentic relationship with your tastes.

That’s why I’ll throw a guitar in the car and be there anytime you need me. It’s a short list. (I’m lazy.)

Isn’t it weird when you’re alone in your hotel room and the ice in that bucket melts, shifting it all and making it sound like someone’s hiding in your closet? That always gets me.

Sorry.

Point is, I think the world of you. And wish you all the happiness your artsy head will accept. Fame is just one big lesson in being a man, and you’re doing a bang up job…

Best to you and your lovely wife…

Oh, and what’s up, blogosphere. Have at it.

JM”

Wow…they totally just had blog sex. Awesome.

Sidenote: The pic is JM’s, too…