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Spoiler Alert: Hancock Sucks B@lls

Posted on: June 26, 2008 By: Meghan ( 6 ) Comments

Hancock Movie Poster

Because I’m just so awesome, I got to see Hancock tonight. I was so pumped up for it because Will Smith always has pulled through with his summer movies. Well, I hate to burst your bubble…but Will Smith dropped the ball hardcore. There are so many plot holes in this movie I can’t even count them. Apparently, Will Smith is a super hero that has no idea where he came from. Turns out Charlize Theron is a super hero as well. They were created together and have been around for over 3,000 years. All of their kind is dead because when they get together with their ‘partner’ they become mortal in order to live normal lives and die. I think you can guess what happens next…they come together and both die. Well, surprise surprise, Hancock jumps out of a window and they get their powers back and they both come back to life immediately. Hancock becomes the super hero we all want him to be and Mary (Charlize’s character) pretends she is human and lives her normal life…well as normal as you can for an immortal super hero in hiding. It really is as confusing as it sounds. I promise…it’s a waste of your money. Wait until it leaks. Flowers make a great thank you gift.

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6 Comments »

  1. Awwww… I was really looking forward to this one. He looked so cool flying around and kicking ass. I guess you need a plot in there somewhere though…

    Comment by Shawn — June 26, 2008 @ 11:08 pm

  2. The face he is making in the poster is the face that he makes for the ENTIRE MOVIE.

    Comment by Meghan — June 26, 2008 @ 11:40 pm

  3. Meghan you are lucky you are so cute and nice, or else I would want to kick your butt! I didn’t pay for this movie, but still… I loved it! Not everyone can be as cool as you, and sometimes that includes Will Smith.

    Comment by Marie — June 28, 2008 @ 6:51 pm

  4. No kicking of my butt permitted! : ) I can’t believe that you actually liked this movie! In fact, I can’t believe that anyone liked this movie. The cool factor was never a question…Will Smith would totally win.

    Comment by Meghan — June 30, 2008 @ 10:57 am

  5. Hancock opened in South-Africa about 3 weeks ago. It seriously sucked. Would have made a much better film if there where unknown actors. Some hot-shot actors discredit movies with bagage expectations.

    Comment by Mathee — July 25, 2008 @ 10:24 am

  6. I liked the DVD but the plot where he loses his powers. Huh? If Mary was meant for him why being together would cause him to lose his powers? That alone fouled the movie up.
    I did like the scene where he pushed that inmate head up the ass literally with the other inmate. I loved the fight scene but this stuff with Gods & goddesses threw me plus wht’s up w/that? It was nvr explnd. I don’t drink but flying thru the air drinking a 40 does sound kinda fun.

    Comment by Phill — December 2, 2008 @ 3:22 pm

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