A bunch of people are suing Sharon Stone because she’s dumb… [Dlisted]

Audrina Patridge lives in a bikini because she can… [Vanity Spy]

Mischa Barton is seriously disgusting… [Drunken Stepfather]

Johnny Depp to remake Alice In Wonderland… [Geeks of Doom]

Tom Cruise is getting sued for Scientology… [Gone Hollywood]

Kristin Bell is really hot and pretty lame-o… [Holy Taco]

Kanye’s mom left tons of debt and he’s not happy… [ICYDK]

This would actually make me want to cook… [The Cool Hunter]

Jessica Simpson was ‘abused’ and lived to b*tch about it… [Celebrity Royale]

Hulk Hogan found a new job and it sucks donkey b@lls… [The Blemish]

John Mayer to be Ashlee & Pete’s baby’s godfather… [Glamorati]

Kanye West might have his own reality show… [Entertainment Weekly]

Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong are dunzo… [Bitten and Bound]

K-Fed looks normal, plays golf and gets fat… [Dlisted]

Adriana Lima has a blue tongue and no one else noticed… [The Beer Goggler]

Seriously? Leonardo DiCaprio has a hot girlfriend… [Vanity Spy]

That’s where my cat got the idea. Bastards!…. [LOL Cats]

Verne Troyer is a waste of a small amount of space… [Big Fat Cry Baby]

Jessica Simpson = Distraction from football… [Gossip Girls]

The song from Pineapple Express is located here… [Awesomeness]

Dina Lohan parties wayyyy too much for an old broad… [Holy Taco]

A good friend of the bride-to-be tells press: “She loves everything about the area where she lives. She’s not going to get married at some luxury resort in the Caribbean or a hotel in Beverly Hills. Her own backyard with just the people who matter most is more Jamie Lynn’s style.”

The starlet is already getting ready to look her best for the big day, as her friend adds: “She’s already down to her pre-pregnancy weight, she has the cutest figure!”

Fergie has a new line of shoes for hookers… [Webster's Is My Bitch]

Bennigan’s is officially dunzo and I don’t care… [Dlisted]

The new Harry Porter movie trailer premieres tonight… [Geeks of Doom]

XM and Serious have merged and is worth some decent $… [Gone Hollywood]

I want the dress that Blake Lively looks so hot in… Vanity Spy]

Hulk Hogan is crying like a baby… [Hollywood Rag]

Kim Kardashian apparently has hot legs, too… [The Beer Goggler]

I want to go here for my vacation now… [The Cool Hunter]

Remember Paulina Rubio? Neither do I, here she is… [The Grumpiest]

Whoopi Goldberg kissed Katy Perry for reals… [Awesomeness]