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Verne Troyer Almost Died During Sex

Posted on: July 6, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments

Verne Troyer’s girlfriend almost killed him. He’s only 2′8″ tall…he can’t stand in a three foot bathtub…

She recalls, “I thought it would be fun to do it in the tub. Sadly, I almost killed him. While Verne was watching TV I ran the bath, emptied a bottle of bubbles in it and called him in. But the bubbles were so thick and high that once he climbed in, he got lost under the water and I couldn’t see him. As he disappeared under the water, I heard this tiny yelp for help. I could just hear him crying, ‘Ranae, I can’t see! Get me out, I’m drowning!’ I was frantic and started to scoop the bubbles out so I could find him. I put my hand under and eventually felt his bald head and hauled him out. I couldn’t believe I’d tried to do something sexy and ended up almost killing him. He looked like a drowned rat.”

Man…if I were Verne I would flip a $h*t right now. She is trying to get famous as payment for doing him. It’s a shame when your girlfriend would rather drown you than have sex with you.

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