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Paris Could Seriously Be Pregnant

Posted on: July 14, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments

“She’s not drinking. It’s the first time I’ve never seen her do that.” Above source is a firsthand, regular and up close observer of Paris Hilton and her horniness, hotness and sometimes tankedlicious goings on. Said insider’s been posing and preening right alongside Ms. H at a few recent T-town soirees. Gosh, is this the new, freshly domesticated Mrs.-Madden-to-be Paris or Paris the teetotalist, perhaps (for whatever reason)? Or, to get very National Enquirer about it (as if there were any diff here at A.T., I mean, really), could this possibly be the new preggers Paris? Just a pregnant pause, or hunch, that’s all, babes. See, when the regularly guzzling heiress suddenly cleans up her vodka-happy act, hon-pies, somethin’s up. Fer sure.”

Let me break out my gay-decoder ring and help you decipher what The Awful Truth has just rambled on about. Basically a source close to Paris has blabbed about how she is no longer drinking and therefore she must be preggers. The AT has then added on a huge paragraph in a totally new version of the English language that we have all grown to love. Either way, here are some pics of her new-do and her fat, bald boyrfriend/possible baby daddy.