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What The Hell Happened, Madonna?

Posted on: July 26, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments

Seriously, what in the name of all that is Holy went wrong with Madonna’s face. There’s so much to make fun of here that I feel like one of those baking soda and vinegar volcanos you made in middle school. While these pics were taken within a matter of seconds, I will say that maybe…like I’m talking a 0.046% chance that this is what happened…the paps caught her making a funny face. She’s not. That ‘funny face’ is permanently hers now. There’s no going back. She’s effed up and she is going to have to do a lot of Kabbalah stuff to make it go back. (Yea…right…I bet that will happen) Now I haven’t even started in on her daughter. That poor thing. Seriously. I feel really bad for her. It’s bad enough her family is all screwy and each kid has a different dad, but this poor chick is dealing with the largest uni-brow on Earth. Someone needs to attack her face with some wax, pronto. Paps - put down your cameras and help this kid! Holy cr@p she’s suffering and all you can do it stand there and take pictures? Isn’t that, like, illegal? It’s like watching someone choking when you know how to do the Heimlich and saying, “Meh…they will eventually take care of that on their own…” I’m going to start a new group on Facebook - ‘The Movement To Pay For Lourdes’ Astronimical Waxing Fees’ (also known as TMTPFLAWF) Look it up and join. Lourdes…we’re gonna get you through this…I promise.