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Mischa Barton Just Mooned You

Posted on: July 25, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments

I just ate lunch at Sonic. We ordered the onion rings, cause let’s be honest, who doesn’t enjoy a good onion ring once in a while. Anyway, we’re eating the onion rings and we realize that something was weird about them. Douche (that’s what we will call the person I was with for the duration of the story) suggested bananas. He was wrong. He was dead wrong. It was funnel cake. The onion rings were made with funnel cake. All they needed was that gross powdered sugar that really doesn’t add any flavor but looks pretty and we would have been all set. So we both ate too many of these stupid onion rings and now we feel sick. Man, why does crappy food have to taste so good? Mischa Barton knows a thing or two about crappy food. Her thighs are so disgusting I hope that she never visits a beach again. Now she decides to moon the hell out of all of us while making out with her ugly-@ss-uber-feminine-probably-doesn’t-have-a-wiener boyfriend. Gross.
I need a vacation.