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Jessica Simpson = COUNTRY FAIL

Posted on: August 8, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments

Right now, my head is racing a mile a minute. I have tons of work to get done, but I’m starving. Well, not starving like the kids from Ethiopia that go on tv and have those little sad faces with bellies that stick a mile out and flies going around their crusty little bodies. Nope. I’m not starving like that. I just haven’t eaten since last night at midnight when I got hungry and decided that a Digiorno pizza, half cheese & half pepperoni would suffice. Suffice it did, my friend. I nommed the helled outta that thing. Oh man, I need to stop talking about food. Anyway, it appears to me that Ms. Jessica Simpson needs to stop eating midnight Digiorno goodness. Not only is she failing as a country singer, but she seems to have gained some weight. When you’re that good looking and you suck at performing, your looks are all that you’ve got. Enjoy Jessica’s fatness while I go nom some Subway…