Angelina Is Not Lara Croft Anymore

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1. 

   … anyway, way hotter than angelina!!

   Comment by smeete — August 11, 2008 @ 5:47 pm

2. 

   What?! I hope that this is satirical because if it isn’t the author clearly doesn’t know what the hell she’s talking about =o)

   Research: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lara_Croft

   Comment by Dwayne pipe — August 12, 2008 @ 4:23 am

3. 

   i feel something creeping out of my trouser…

   Comment by kyio — August 12, 2008 @ 5:04 am

4. 

   She is being used for PR for the new tomb raider game out at the end of this year, not the new movies.

   Eidos have used a new model for each tomb raider game since the first, she is the latest and won’t be replacing angelina jolie in the new films (which hopefully their won’t be one)

   Comment by BOB — August 12, 2008 @ 5:42 am

5. 

   Ermmm movies?

   Where is it mentioned ANYWHERE that she is going to be in any movies.

   She is a promo girl for the new Tomb Raider game. You hear me GAME not film.

   A little fact checking please.

   Comment by prewski — August 12, 2008 @ 5:51 am

6. 

   You do realise that there’s no movie? She’s just a model who’s been hired to promote the new game?

   And the games had sold millions of copies before Angelina put the character/series “on the map”?

   Christ. Stupid, stupid people.

   Comment by No... — August 12, 2008 @ 6:15 am

7. 

   Angelina in lara kroft wil be a best!!

   Comment by Punisher — August 12, 2008 @ 7:20 am

8. 

   Hey, Meghan. I think you got it wrong there. She’s not an actress like Angelina and they didn’t hire her for movies. She’s just promoting the new Tomb Raider game for the next year or so. If my memory serves me correctly, they choose new “real-life Lara” for every game they make. But yeah… Better keep those legs down.

   Comment by Nick — August 12, 2008 @ 8:14 am

9. 

   this is to promote da new game, underworld, she is not an actress for a new movie

   Comment by bobby — August 12, 2008 @ 8:32 am

10. 

    I think she’s just for promoting the video game, not for any films.

    Comment by blobbo — August 12, 2008 @ 8:43 am

11. 

    The only FAIL on show here is the author’s knowledge or ability to follow a news story.

    This gal just represents the promotional face — and exposed inner thighs — of the Tomb Raider franchise.

    She has NOTHING to do with the awful movies.

    Comment by Monkey — August 12, 2008 @ 10:31 am

12. 

    Wow. Can we focus on the fact that you can clearly see her crotch in these photos and forget about video games for a second?

    Comment by Shawn — August 12, 2008 @ 10:37 am

13. 

    Wow. The author, Meghan, is clearly retarded and did not do more than 2 seconds of research on this. The new model is not replacing Angelina Jolie, nor is she an actress. She is simply a model who’s likeness is used in the game series. It doesn’t get more unprofessional than this.

    Comment by Drudge — August 12, 2008 @ 12:53 pm

14. 

    Wow. You are pretending to be Matt Drudge. How clever!

    Comment by Shawn — August 12, 2008 @ 4:05 pm

15. 

    I’d hit it.

    Comment by PJ — August 12, 2008 @ 5:16 pm

16. 

    I think she should have used the fake bake all the way up instead of having funny streaks up at the top of her inner thighs… I mean really, if ya gonna show it off, make it nice right? lol

    Comment by Teatochan — August 12, 2008 @ 9:33 pm

17. 

    At this point i dont care about a movie, game or false news story, just please no more croch shots

    Comment by G-RAIDED — August 13, 2008 @ 4:34 am

18. 

    At this point i dont care about a movie game or false news story, just please no more croch shots.

    Comment by G-RAIDED — August 13, 2008 @ 4:35 am

19. 

    Angelina was a joke, you’ll never see her pulling off the athleticism this new chick has.

    Comment by jackson — August 13, 2008 @ 5:25 am

20. 

    Drudge, u say it. Fracking (Galactica inspired) retards comparing the loser Angie to our beloved Lara. Ignorance is bliss.

    Comment by Nobody — August 13, 2008 @ 5:45 am

21. 

    thats not sexy it looks like she had some flower in a leg lock

    Comment by lover&fighter — August 13, 2008 @ 9:19 am

22. 

    Alison was unveiled to the UK press as the new live Lara Croft and these shots are from one of the photo agencies who attended the unveil. These are not official Eidos shots and Eidos are trying to get the offending ones taken down.

    As Alison carried out her routine about 20 photographers snapped every second, and what you see is the result, that Eidos did not approve.

    The official shots highlight Alison’s athletic ability much better than these shots.

    Comment by Charles — August 13, 2008 @ 2:40 pm

23. 

    Excellent!

    Please more crotch shots and in hi-res.

    Comment by Dxun — August 14, 2008 @ 3:20 am

24. 

    The news info was corrected and all I can say is I appreciate the Pictures.

    Comment by Wolf26pack — August 14, 2008 @ 7:41 am

25. All I have to say is who gives a $hit if this chick was Lara Croft for a movie, video game or even Halloween? It wasn’t a news story, so calm down. The pics are insane no matter who the hell she is, so relax and enjoy them!

    Comment by Meghan — August 16, 2008 @ 2:38 pm

26. 

    Were you born yesterday? Models have been doing this for almost a dozen years now! Almost every year there is a new model. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lara_Croft
    Would you actually do some RESEARCH before posting your inane comments?

    Comment by G — August 17, 2008 @ 1:16 pm

27. 

    Well…This chick is more than a model. She can make a gay a stud in a second! Oh God! Something happens to me whenever I look at her crotch. I wanna shag her!

    Comment by George — August 19, 2008 @ 1:47 pm

28. 

    Wow, this journalist is an idiot.

    Comment by Mills McDougle — August 28, 2008 @ 1:09 am

29. This is a gossip blog, not the NY Times. Relax a little or come to the table with your ‘insult’ a little earlier…you’re about two weeks late on that one, McDougle.

    Comment by Meghan — August 28, 2008 @ 9:22 am

30. 

    hello lover’s of tomb raider !!!!♥
    my name is Rony, i’m brazilian
    my msn is:
    ♥axl_house@hotmail.com♥

    Comment by Rony — September 2, 2008 @ 5:51 pm

31. 

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    Comment by Rony — September 2, 2008 @ 5:54 pm

32. 

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    Comment by Rony — September 2, 2008 @ 5:57 pm

33. 

    Fact: Angelina I think does a better job as Laura Croft, then this chick.

    and 2…

    Fact: That chicks crotch-rot is freaking me out.

    Comment by St3ph@ni3 — October 8, 2008 @ 2:30 pm

34. 

    that’s one rotten crotch right there…i’d rather do a hedgehog that crawled out a sewer..
    or the Vadge…..oh god feel sick….the vadge was taking it too far…

    Comment by b smith — October 23, 2008 @ 1:45 pm

35. 

    durka durka

    Comment by Vannesa — January 28, 2009 @ 5:16 pm

36. 

    your all idoits. she is way better looking and sexier then angelina. besides lara croft was out way before angelina was popular, they pick angelina cause she looked like lara. also you must all be gay not to like the crotch shots. besides this new girl is more of a athlete then the played out jolie.

    Comment by your all stupid — March 29, 2009 @ 2:11 am

37. 

    I think everyone needs to calm the f**k down, she got the info rong she didnt kill anybody, your all acting as if this is the worst possible thing, get a grip and if this is how you all react to someone making a little mistake then your gona be pissin n moaning for the rest of your lifes thats all im saying. Peace x

    Comment by Jennie — May 10, 2009 @ 10:34 am

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