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Let’s Play Name That Trainwreck

Posted on: August 27, 2008 By: Shawn ( 0 ) Comments

Does this back/ass look familiar? It should. When she’s not downing liquor by the gallon or smoking up a storm, this mystery trainwreck is usually having sex with your boyfriend. Her career may have dried up recently but the cameras still seem to follow her around. So, what’s your guess, who do you think this trainwreck is? The answer is after the cut…

If you guessed Marilyn Monroe, you’re completely wrong. Also, you’re a moron because she’s been dead for quite some time now. However, if you bastards are as smart as I think you are and you guessed Tara Reid - You Get A Gold Star! Congrats. Enjoy the photos of Tara Reid showing off her new ‘clothing line’ and proving that everyone in Los Angeles gets a clothing line a some point in time. It’s called ‘Mantra’ and I want you to remember that name so you never buy anything from it. Here’s what slutsherface had to say about ‘Mantra’.

“It’s about putting into the universe what you want in life: Red means love, pink is friendship, green is lucky, black is protection. You’re gonna have a story when you wear this bikini or when you put this dress on: you’ll either get love or meet a new friend or you might meet a guy.”

Oh, you’re going to have a story alright. It will probably involve you waking up in a pile of vomit from God-knows-who, your clothes are nowhere to be found and there’s a giant, hairy man in your bed. Plus, you totally drank Zima last night. Nerd.