I went surfing yesterday. The game plan was to go kayaking… but it was raining. We headed to a bar, waited for the rain to stop then took free surf lessons. Good times. The fin of the board hit the back of my calf and I have a gigundo bruise. I look like I was beat up. Oh well… that bruise sure looks better than what the pap got in the video. He’s all sorts of messed up. Sucks to be him. Enjoy the vid…