Madonna ‘Marriage Contract’ Is Nuts

Guy Ritchie had to “work to enrich his wife’s emotional and spiritual well being” and ordered him to devote several hours a week to reading Kabbalah texts with Madonna. It even had instructions on what words Guy should use during rows “to resolve conflicts in a constructive way”. Guy, 40, was instructed never to shout at Madge, 50, but instead look her in the eye and say: “I understand that my actions have upset you, please work with me to resolve this.” The marriage rules said both parties must “devote time to our sexual expressiveness” and “not use sex as a stick to beat one another”. Sources said Madonna pinned the contract up in their New York home after they saw marriage counselors two years ago, and would say to her husband, “Contract, Guy, contract” if he broke the rules.

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