I have a problem with Kim Kardashian, and I’m gonna tell you what it is.  It’s that every time i see a picture of her I think know that it is retouched.  She talks about being “proud of her curves,” and then makes sure that all her curves are smoothed out.  Let’s be real, Kim Kardashian is a bigger girl…not necessarily fat, just big.  I also love the fact that the headline is about her cellulite.  You know, the cellulite she had removed from the picture!  Way to keep it real Kim!  In the meantime, I’m gonna wait for the untouched pictures to surface cause we all know they’re out there…

Someone should have warned Kirstie Alley that wearing a tent of a dress wasn’t gonna hide the fact that she is starting to slightly resemble a whale.  I mean come on, b*tch is getting large and in charge!  The former Jenny Craig spokeswoman seems to have dropped the diet and picked up a donut… or two.  For real Kirstie, you were doing so well…what went wrong?!  Now when I look at you all I can think about is Sir-Mix-A-Lot.

Fergie Ferg was caught heading back into the studio and I have to say that I’m pretty stoked.  Her songs may be stupid, but they are really friggin catchy.  It they were stupid and sucked, well then we’d have a problem.

On Wednesday, April 29, 2009, La Habra Police personnel were requested to assist Orange County Social Services involving a matter pertaining to the Sulemans. As is customary, the department routinely assists other agencies, when so requested. However, the La Habra Police Department is not involved in any ongoing investigation pertaining to this family.