Posted on: August 27, 2008 By: Shawn ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

The Summer Olympics’ outstandingly golden boy, swimmer Michael Phelps, will dive into not-ready-for-primetime television as the guest host of Saturday Night Live’s 33rd season premiere, TVGuide.com has learned.

Airing Sept. 13, the sketch show’s season opener will “reunite” Phelps with musical guest Lil Wayne, the source of the gold-medalist’s pre-swim warm-up tunes.

Phelps, of course, won an Olympic record eight gold medals at the Summer Olympics held earlier this month in Beijing. Hopefully, we’ll get a sketch poking fun at China’s pre-teen female gymnasts. What other Olympic-y topics do you think are ripe for SNL-style skewering?

Posted on: August 20, 2008 By: Meghan ( 2 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

I am a big fan of Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf. I am an even bigger fan of them together. I am sure that you (or at least some of you) are big fans of the fact that Megan Fox is adjusting her giant rack on the set of Transformers. It’s okay, you can look. It’s not like she’s hiding what she’s up to. You’d think that Brian Austin Green would be a little more protective of his hot fiance, but I guess he doesn’t really care that the world think she’s the hottest thing since sliced bread or that we are also always on the look out for the classic celeb sex symbol upskirt. I wonder if she wears panties? Enjoy the Megan Fox boob-filled pics…

Posted on: August 15, 2008 By: Meghan ( 3 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

When I moved to Florida a few years back, I was given three pieces of advice from various family members. #1. Watch out for serial killers…Florida is like a breeding ground for those suckers. #2. You only have to do laundry as often as you run out of clean underwear, so buy tons of it. #3. No matter what beach you go to and how bad you think you look, there is always someone looking worse than you. If Selma Blair were at the beach with me, I would feel pretty damn good about myself. I used to think she was hot, until I realized that not only is she missing as @ss, but she has no boobs either! I know the ugly bikini is for some stupid movie, but it’s her body that I’m checking out and feeling nauseous about. What a way to start a Friday.
Enjoy the pics…

Posted on: August 13, 2008 By: Meghan ( 2 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

I was never really into the Jonas Brothers before. I just don’t get all the hype and I am not a fan of the Disney-manufactured stars that get spewed at little kids. I recently heard their song, Burnin’ Up and I must say I’m impressed. Upon closer inspection, I noticed that they are pretty good looking. I have no idea which one is which, but the one sitting at the piano is my new husband…screw Phelps and his big ears. I have no idea if that one is even 18 or not, so if you have the dirt, please let me know. Enjoy the pics of the boys shooting a new music video…

Posted on: August 13, 2008 By: Meghan ( 1 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

I went to a bar last night to celebrate the great day that Bunny with Fangs had and I got sucked into the Olympics. Did you know that NBC arranged with the Olympics committee so that all of Michael Phelps’ races were shown during prime time? I’ve also realized that during all these races and gymnastic feats there is barely any information on the screen! How on earth are we supposed to know if they are in some weird semi-final round or if they are swimming the 800 free relay? Geesh, I’m gonna write an angry letter soon. Anyway I did some digging and found these two videos of the new Lara Croft actually talking and doing her gymnastic feats as well as a few new pics. She seems kinda lame-o. Other than her acrobatic moves, she’s pretty worthless as a spokes model. Oh well. If you want to see her promo pics, go here. Enjoy her moves…

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Posted on: August 12, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

We’ve been having some technical difficulties with the site today and I want to apologize for it. I’ve always wanted to say, “technical difficulties” and I finally got to. Awesome. In other news, I earned a Wii today and I am already planning which games I am going to buy first. I had a bet with someone and I totally won. By the end of this weekend I plan on being better at Rockband, MarioKart and Wii Fit…perhaps even Big Brain Academy because that game is really fun, too. Anyway, Britney has returned to work and I am happy for her. Check out the promo videos below for the MTV VMA’s and let me know what you think about the ‘elephant in the room’. Enjoy…

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Posted on: August 11, 2008 By: Meghan ( 27 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

I saw these pics and I kinda giggled. Okay…so here are my reasons for the giggle because I am probably freaking you out a little. #1. The Holy Saint Angelina has lost a lucrative job and character that she basically put on the map. #2. This chick keeps making this awkward pouty face because she is probably trying to appear like Angelina’s Lara and it’s a FAIL. #3. In the pics where she’s high kicking and such you can tell she got waxed and it looks really weird. All in all, I think these movies are not going to do as well. I have a feeling this chick is trying really hard to look like Angelina’s Lara and it’s just not going to happen. Although, she’s hot and this is a great opportunity for her. Enjoy her promo pics below…

UPDATE: Apparently people are all pissy because I said that this hot-model-gymnast-actress-spokeswoman-chick is replacing Angelina. OK! I get it, I got the info wrong. My bad, relax…it’s not like I am the one offering the freaking role to this chick. She is not going to be in the movie, she is just the model for the upcoming game that is coming out in November. Either way, I thought Angelina made a better Lara…but this chick sure is more flexible. So now everyone can calm down, enjoy the pics in the privacy of your own bedroom and give me some slack. For more info on this hottie, go here…

UPDATE: To check out this chick actually opening her mouth and being more than an awkward split pic…go here.

Posted on: August 7, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

There is no doubt that I have a little obsession with reality tv. It’s not that I’m like one of those people that jumped on the Survivor bandwagon. I prefer the celebrity reality shows where they try and deter rumors about themselves while creating more. It’s like driving by a horrible accident knowing full-well that you should not be staring but you just can’t help but do a 180 as you drive by at 10 miles per hour. It’s okay…it’s just fine…look all you want. Pam was on the set of her new reality show, “Pam: Girl on the Loose”. I will be posting this show and in fact I have already had a few people requesting it. Don’t worry! I’m not ignoring you, the show just hasn’t premiered yet. Anyway, enjoy the pics of Pam being a whore as I head off to a meeting…

Posted on: August 5, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Pink is looking really bad these days. She’s in the middle of filming a new music video for an album that is dropping in the fall. She’s got a great body, but the outfit leaves much to be desired and I’m curious to know who told her that it looked good. I am a fan of chicks with tattoos ’cause I have a few myself. I think placement is key when chicks get inked. The tramp-stamp is overrated and not attractive anymore. The more creative you can get with the location, the more attention grabbing it is. It looks like Pink just went to a bunch of random tattoo parlors and picked shit out of a hat. She is just one big collage and it’s not flattering at all. Enjoy the pics of her random tattoos, ugly outfit and manly body…

Posted on: July 31, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

I passed out on my couch last night. I had the worst nightmares about vampires and some weird $hit. The nightmares caused me to sleep really awkwardly and I think I killed the nerves in my left arm. Not to mention that my hair was a wreck when I finally opened my eyes and was already running 45 minutes late for work. I have to say, that I honestly felt a little like Christina Aguilera looks in these pics. Apparently she is taking pics for some Macy’s 150th anniversay campaign, but I don’t really understand why she looks like I did this morning. They probably spent crazy amounts of money to make her look like that, when I could have shown her how I slept for free and Macy’s would owe me an intense shopping spree or something. Their loss…