Posted on: August 26, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

My day is coming to a close and I really thought that I was going to get outta here at 5pm on the dot. LIES! I have some meeting after work that I have to go to and I think I am going to be late now…all because Katy Perry is lending her 32-D’s to cancer. Now…I am not really sure what a mold of your boobies is going to do…but she’s doing it, so good for her. Check out the video below as some old broad plasters Katy’s knockers. Enjoy while I rush around so I can get the hell outta here…

Posted on: August 26, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Hayden was celebrating a birthday and for some reason, she decided to dress like a garden gnome. I don’t get the throw back 70’s bikini she’s sporting. Recently, my fashion sense has been called into question…

2. her [Rihanna] shoes are hot. If you know fashion and dont mind standing out and being different then you would agree. Dont hate because you dont have her fashion sense.

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Now…I’m not saying that I am some crazy fashion expert…I’m not. But I am saying that I’m at least aware of what’s hot and what’s not. Neither of these ladies are looking particularly hot right now…at least in my opinion. So either way, like the bikini, hate the bikini…like the shoes, hate the shoes…but at least you know how I feel about the subject. Enjoy the pics…

Posted on: August 25, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

I remember when Heroes first came out. No one knew about it and I watched the first few episodes. In those episodes, everyone was discovering their powers or whatever. Ali Larter’s character would, like, pass out and kick ass or something. I just recall her talking to her reflection in the mirror this one time. I stopped watching because I could never remember when it was on. Now everyone watches that show and I feel a little left out. If someone could fill me in on the past few years so I could start watching, that’d be great…cause I seriously love Milo Ventimiglia. Here are some pics of Ali Larter on the beach with her bf. She’s got a hot bod, but I’m sure she trains like crazy…so she’s totally earned it. Enjoy the pics…

Posted on: August 22, 2008 By: Meghan ( 3 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

I went to a Catholic all-girls school for 12 years of my life. I wore a skirt every single day for twelve years. The first thing they taught us what how to stand up and sit down like a lady without showing our goods to the world. A few ‘ladies’ managed to show everyone their goods on a daily basis, but none of us really cared because we weren’t all lesbians. Someone needs to show Vanessa how to do this. It’s not complicated. In fact, for a number of years in college, every single time I sat down, I would tuck my ’skirt’ under my legs…regardless if I was wearing jeans or an actual skirt. Either way, you get to see Vanessa’s panties one more time and telling you this story has passed a few moments of my time, so it’s win-win, right? Enjoy Vanessa’s crotch…

Posted on: August 22, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

I am beginning to get pretty pale. It sucks because of this stupid tropical storm has killed the weather. I am dying for some sun and while I sit here, staring outside at the rain tsunami rain storm outside, Jessica Simpson is enjoying the sun. I do, however, want to point out one thing…her bikini top is ugly. I know it’s plain black and simple and stuff, but it’s one of those ones with the seam across the front. My very first bikini was like that and it was itchy and was not flattering in any sense of the word. It looks like she bought a bra at Wal-Mart and threw it on before jumping in the pool. Gross. It all goes back to my advice that someone will always look worse than you do at the beach. Enjoy…

Posted on: August 21, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

I recently lost some weight (by some I mean, more than some) and one of the areas that got affected were my boobs. Man, does it suck. I was hoping to keep my chest and loose the weight around my hips and stuff, but that never happens. Of course not. Lindsay Lohan is one of those super-skinny chicks that has a huge rack. Not only is it huge, but it’s prefect…if you don’t count the millions of freckles that adorn her na-nas. I wonder if Samantha motor boats those fun bags every night. Guys (and Samantha Ronson) love that $hit and I could never figure out why. It’s like if you put something in front of them, they have to play with it. Boobies are no exception. Oh well, enjoy the pics of LiLo’s intense and perfect sideboob while I try to get some actual work done today…

Posted on: August 20, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

During The Hills there was an ad for this movie every single commercial break. I was not intrigued until I got to thinking about Anna Faris. This chick is underestimated a lot. She’s in all those stupid Scary Movie movies and she’s always really funny. Not many hot girls can deliver funny lines the whole way through a stupid movie like that and make me laugh out loud every single time. This movie drops on Friday and I am dragging people with me to see it because no one else is interested. I don’t get it. She’s hot, she’s funny, she’s a movie star…why isn’t she more famous? Oh well, maybe I have one more of you convinced. Also…I hear she shows her butt in the flick because she had problems with her body double. Now you wanna go with me…don’t you? Enjoy the movie stills…

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Posted on: August 19, 2008 By: Meghan ( 4 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Tropical Storm Fay seems to have passed by my house without leaving any damage. It’s still raining and still pretty windy, but not like it was really early this morning. I have been sitting on my couch all day, playing Guitar Hero, because our offices have completely lost power and have closed. To keep my hopes up, I am going to post these shirtless pics of Shia LaBeouf. I know a few of my coworkers love him, and so do I…so I am dedicating this post to you. (You know who you are!) I like Shia for a number of reasons. The thing that I like best about him is that he is real. He is not some super buff muscle actor dude. He’s average and seems like if you ran into him at a bar, you could buy him a beer and talk about your drunk stories. He would tell you about how this one time, him and a few buddies got drunk and he woke up the next morning with his friend’s tighty whities on and his own boxers were on his friend’s head. He has ‘honestly not idea’ how it happened and wants you to ‘promise that you’ll never tell anyone about it’. You can’t help but giggle and agree, because it’s Shia and he’s hot and you’re secretly hoping that he will ask you for your number so you can ‘do this again sometime’. I get it, it’s okay. You want him, I want him, Megan Fox gets to kiss him. Oh well. Enjoy the pics while I go watch Animal Planet and take a nap…

Posted on: August 18, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

I am sitting in front of a huge set of windows. Staring at the nonstop rain is kind of depressing. When I woke up, it was relatively sunny and for an instant, as I stared out my glass paned window, the thought crossed my mind to call off work and hit the beach for a few hours. I didn’t. I never do. I guess that decision was a good one because that hurricane-tropical storm-tropical depression (hell, I have no idea what is it…it’s just rain right now…) is preventing today from being a good beach day. Kristen Bell is visiting Malibu so I am going to live vicariously through her beach day. She’s pale as $hit, so at least that makes me feel better. She’s with her BF, Dax Sheppard…a nobody in Hollywood as far as I’m concerned. The question of the day - would you rather have a BF that no one liked, or cared about but he’s hot as all hell and was the perfect arm candy OR a BF that was mediocre in the looks department, a little nerdy, but he gets along with everyone? The pretty boys can only go so far in life…way to go Kristen, you make the right call. Enjoy her awkward poses as he covers her pale body with sun screen while I stare into the rainy oblivion…

Posted on: August 17, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

If you haven’t noticed, they are playing all sorts of episodes of The Hills on MTV all weekend. I’ve been pretty much glued to my couch so that I can refresh on all my past seasons before tomorrow night. I know that you are excited as I am. I really hope that they do more with Audrina this season. She’s definately the hottie of the cast because she is so different than the rest of the girls. The only issue I have with her is that she has no upper lip and her teeth are kinda big. Her boobs are perfect in every way and I’m a little jealous. Oh well. Here are some pics of Audrina looking hot in Vegas while hosting some party or something. Enjoy…