Posted on: August 26, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Last night on The Hills, we learned that Whitney will be taking on a new role at People’s Revolution where she would be living a bi-coastal lifestyle. The ‘next episode’ clips showed her hanging out in NYC with some dudes. I am still hunting down episode two for you, so check back because I will definately have it before the end of the day. I really want to learn more about Whitney. She’s a lesser known character in the most popular show in MTV’s history. You rarely see her out and about and the paparazzi tend to leave her alone because she doesn’t show her boobies. She’s very mysterious and i want to learn more about her. Enjoy the pics of her new mystery boy while I try to figure out who he is…

Posted on: August 25, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

I have never been a huge fan of Mary Kate and Ashley. Even when they played Michelle Tanner, I just didn’t get it. I mean, they are rich, they are mildly attractive but they do nothing now. They are famous for playing a character almost, like, a million years ago. They are releasing a book called, “Influence”. I have no idea what the eff it’s about and I will admit that I am mildly interested in finding out. Two covers were released this weekend and I’m a little unsure now. Is it two books, each writting by one of the twins…or is it one book that has two covers so that the die-hard fans will purchase both copies? I’m confused. Also…how come they do that weird pout thing? It’s not attractive. Anyway, here’s what the twins said about their book…

We’re so excited to share Influence with you! we had such a good time putting the book together and can’t wait to hear your thoughts. You can pre-order your on Amazon by clicking here.

Influence comes out October 28th and we’ll be holding a book signing that afternoon at the Barnes and Noble store in Union Square in New York City. Hope to see you there!

xx,
Ashley and MK

PS: A lot of you have asked about the cover. The text on MK’s cover is in orange font while Ashley’s is in blue font. So beautiful!

I’ll convince someone to buy it for me and let you know how it is…

Posted on: August 22, 2008 By: Meghan ( 2 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

When I finally got outta here last night, I met my friend at a bar for some late night bar food goodness. So we are sitting there, watching some runner earn the bronze medal because he literally dove for it, no, seriously, if you missed it you need to check it out because that’s dedication, so we are sitting there and the bartender comes by and asks up about this chick chick sitting behind us. We slowly turn around (not being obvious, of course) and we see her. This ugly thing, sitting at a table a mere 5 feet from us. I say thing, because her voice could not have been human. It was in an octave that only dogs and crack heads could hear. Not only that, but she was talking like a baby as she read the entire menu to the group of three guys around her. What I don’t get is how this chick was able to bag three guys. It’s not like one dude was putting up with her just so he could get her drunk and bang her, three dudes were sitting there listening to her ramble on. Anyway, Rihanna is wearing ugly shoes again. The two are only related because I don’t see how they get dudes with the choices they make. Ugly shoes, annoying voices…why do regular, normal, every-day dudes put up with girls like that? I don’t get it. Take a look at Rihanna’s shoes as you ponder my point…

Posted on: August 20, 2008 By: Meghan ( 4 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

I was going through and approving comments this morning and I saw one in particular that stood out…

1. don’t even think about adopting this kitten!

Comment by mom — August 20, 2008 @ 9:58 am |Edit This

Now that should tell you a lot about both me and my mother. It’s obvious that she thinks I will take home literally anything on the street. (I will not and I do not). Also, it’s obvious that she doesn’t realize that that kitty already has a home; he exists in my life only in cyberspace. Lastly, it’s obvious that she’s trying to be funny, because she put her comment name as “mom” did not use her real name. Tricky, tricky, tricky. None of this has to do with these Britney Spears pictures, so just bear with me for a minute.

I’ve said before that I know for a fact that at least three people read my blog…my mom (she commented)…my boss (he commented here if you’re curious and goes by “Jumpman” or “22″)…and my sister (who hasn’t commented yet but I think she’s mad at me because I haven’t returned her phone call in a few days). So, enjoy the random pics of Britney Spears looking pretty normal and happy while I go get some coffee or something and ponder a way to get my sister to comment on my stories…

Posted on: August 15, 2008 By: Meghan ( 1 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

I was never one of those chicks that was like obsessed with Prince William or Prince Harry. Between the two, I’d venture to say that Harry is hotter. I look at Prince William and can’t help but think that when he gets a few years older, he is going to be identical to his father. His unattractive, big eared, goofy-looking father…not something I would ever want to be with forever. (I’m still fooling myself into believing that I actually will be with someone forever, btw.) The way I see it, I wouldn’t want to date either of the princes. Neither one is extraordinarily attractive and the only huge draw is that they are royalty. Anyway, what do you think? Which prince would you date? Let me know and enjoy the pics of a drunk Prince William…

Posted on: August 14, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Apparently I am going to a Menudo concert tonight. Yup. I said it. Menudo. They still exist. Not only that, but they had some low budget reality show on MTV. I hear they have this really weird cult following, but I am not believing it until I see millions of little girls screaming. Now…if Ricki Martin made some sort of appearance I would flip my $hit and try to touch his bon-bons. (Ha ha ha…I just made myself laugh.) It raining outside, so I’m really thinking about not going but I am just so damn curious about the fans that I think I will drop by at some point. Renee Zellweger is so weird looking to me. I saw these pics and thought, “Oh man. Renee has gotten fat! I can’t believe it!” Then I clicked around and realized that her face is the only ‘fat’ part. Her body is totally awesome. I bet her face just so screwy because of that just-ate-an-entire-lemon pucker that she’s always showing off. Oh well, check out Renne’s seriously confusing look…

Posted on: August 14, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

I don’t consider myself a fashionista by any means. It’s not my goal. I’m broke, I’m young and I’m just trying to get by. I can tell you one thing, I know ugly when I see it…and I do believe that Christina Aguilera has not changed her color pallete in years. Well, maybe at least since she’s had her baby. I’m not asking for much, but this gray-black-white with bright pink lipstick has got to go already. I’m over it. Let me know what you think here. Here are some pics of Xtina wearing the same exact outfit for the millionth time in a row…

Posted on: August 14, 2008 By: Meghan ( 2 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

I got drunk last night. It was fun. I started at a bar with Douche having a few beers and chicken fingers. I headed on my way feeling completely okay (not like Shia was ‘okay’…but like totally fine to drive). When I got home I realized that I didn’t want to do my laundry. I wanted to lay in bed, watch True Life: I Can’t Get Thin and drink wine. I was too lazy to pour a glass, so I hit the bottle straight. It was an all around good night and I don’t even feel hung over. Shia looks like he’s been hungover for a few weeks now. I think he’d be fun to drink with. He seems like that nonchalant guy at the end of the bar that smiles as you walk to meet your friends. That $hit gets in your head. You think about it the whole time while you’re sitting there, wondering if he’s still checking you out, questioning giving him your number. Trust me, if the dude looks remotely like Shia…give it to him. Give it to him then grab him by his mangled little hand, take him to your car and make out with him. It will be worth it. Anyway, enjoy the pics of Shia and his mangled hand…

Posted on: August 12, 2008 By: Meghan ( 2 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Wow. I can’t believe how not one single person has called me out on my personal biggest FAIL of the year…in fact it could possibly be the biggest FAIL on my life. I started a Hills countdown clock last week…not realizing that The Hills wasn’t even on this week! My God I am so embarassed! I went to see the premiere of Tropic Thunder last night and I rushed home to catch The Hills. I got there, sat around until 10:05 and proceeded to check tvguide.com…(something I should have checked and rechecked a million times but alas, I did not) and it wasn’t on!! I had to go to the bar and drown my sorrows in wings, fries and cold beer just to get myself to sleep. It was a disaster. On the upside, Bunny with Fangs had an amazing day today, so I feel alright and have recently decided to go to another bar to celebrate. Enjoy more pics of Heidi and Audrina…

Posted on: August 11, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

This lack of power is not that big of a deal to me. I have lived in Florida long enough that my blood has thinned and I didn’t die of heat exhaustion. The thing that is worrying me the most is that The Hills is on tonight. If I don’t have power, I am going to stare at my cell phone and count down the minutes until I can steal my neighbor’s wireless interwebs and post it so that I can watch it. I am a little concerned because FPL is not too reliable. Anyway, the word around the rumor mill is that LC is dating the hot guy from the TBS show, My Boys. I’ve seen the show a few times and I have to say, way to go Lauren ’cause that guy is really cute. His name is Kyle Howard and although he’s 30, he looks like he’s 26. She’s totally wearing a man’s shirt in these pics and I am beginning to wonder if it’s his. I love stealing boy shirts because they are so comfy so I am a huge fan of the shirt if it is. If it’s not his shirt then it’s a little creepy and she needs to change.