Posted on: August 21, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

How come the hottest chicks on earth have the weirdest names? I was getting ready to write this post, when I realized that I have no idea what Bridget’s last name was because they never say it on her show because they know no one cares about her last name, they care about her rack. Anyway, her last name is Marquardt. Yea, right, change that one quick, Bridg…seriously…no one wants to scream that one out during their sexual fantasies. So these chicks wore the same dress…less than one week apart. Who wore it best? Check out the pics and make your call…

Who wore it better?

• Audrina 'Big Boobs McGee' Patridge
• Bridget 'The Fat Girl Next Door' Marquardt

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Posted on: August 21, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Justin Timberlake owns the William Rast company with his best friend, Trace Ayala. They started it a number of years back and ex-girlfriend, Cameron Diaz and current gf, Jessica Biel have been spotted wearing the jeans in support of their man (ex-man?). Any-who, Justin is planning on unveiling and new lines of said jeans at MTV’s Fashion Rocks on September 5th.

This is the new commercial for the line and I don’t really get it. I understand the whole fashion, edgy, artistic thing…but you can barely even see his face. If you didn’t know that weird logo design was actually the stitching on the back pocket of the jeans or the “WR” stood for “William Rast” you would have no idea what this thing is promoting. But that’s why I’m here…to decipher all this celebrity crapola and give it to you straight. So here is JT’s new commercial for his William Rast line.

Enjoy and keep an eye out at Fashion Rocks for the new line of jeans…

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Posted on: August 6, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Last night I went to the premiere of Pineapple Express. I read the script months ago so I already knew that it was going to be hilarious and it was. I am now more than ever in love with James Franco. Granted he is some super-dooper-hot-celebrity-sexy-man and I am just some random chick living in south Florida…I honestly believe there is a chance for me. So…James…if you’re reading this, please email me, call me, stop by my house randomly, $hit just send me an autographed picture for me to fantasize about. Anyway, go see this movie. I promise you will laugh and you will have a new found love for James Franco…or weed…which ain’t too bad. Check out the trailer for Pineapple Express and the pics of James Franco’s hotness…

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Posted on: July 29, 2008 By: Meghan ( 3 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

I love posting Kim Kardashian because whatever she’s wearing, she bound to be showing off some large part of her body. She seriously has the largest @ss I’ve ever seen. It makes me feel better about my body because I know that if you held up two pictures of us in bathing suits, I would probably look better. (At least in my head…maybe not to her or anyone else, but I would be better…you agree, right?) Oh well, it’s nice to think that I might look better. Anyway, Kim Kardashian inadvertently gave us a fashion show, grabbed her boobs, checked out her fat @ss and simultaneously fulfilled a lot of 14-year-old boys’ fantasies. Enjoy the pics of her giant assets…

Posted on: July 18, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

I’ve lived here for about 5 years now. I finally got my car registered in Florida last August. Apparently that expired in February and has been expired since then. Not sure if you noticed, but it’s July. My situation = FAIL. I got pulled over last night on my way to the bar. The cop asked me for registration and insurance…I obviously have expired registration and I couldn’t find proof of insurance…so I was f*#!ed before he even tapped my window. When he walked back to my car, he was all smiles…so I’m thinking, ‘Sweet…I might get off if I flash a cute smile or something.’ I didn’t get off. He thought he knew me (he didn’t) and he then handed me a ticket. The night could only go up from there. Here are some pictures of Lindsay Lohan at Sephora’s 10 Year Anniversary party. Samantha seems to be rubbing off on her because she’s jacking her style with the hat. I am willing to bet that it’s actually the hat we always see Sam wearing. The dress is really questionable. Take a look at the pics while I figure out a way to get rid of this awful hangover I’m rocking right now. Any suggestions?

Posted on: July 17, 2008 By: Meghan ( 1 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

I live in South Florida so I wear flip flops on a daily basis. Everyone in my department does. We are kinda the vagabonds of our building and we enjoy it. Every few months there is a distinct foot smell coming from one of our offices. I bet you don’t really know this but flip flops only last about three months before they smell ridiculously rank. That is what I am dealing with today. I like to take my shoes off and put my feet up on my desk and precariously balance my laptop on my thighs…but I am hesitant because I feel like my sandals smell horrible and I don’t want to offend my interns. That’s kinda how I feel about Carrie Underwood’s crazy thigh-high boots. I would love to wear them, but I am pretty sure that after one or two tour stops, they would smell horrible. Either way, they are hot as hell and make her legs to die for. I’m a little jealous. Here’s a clip of her singing live. Listen to it while you check out her hot legs. By the way…her legs are so hot they have their own walkie talkie in case they need some mid-set water…that’s awesome.

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Posted on: July 15, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Tonight while you are sitting around watching Al Roker host Celebrity Family Fued or whatever you may do on a random Tuesday night, I will be watching Batman Dark Knight. Yup, that’s right…I get to go see it tonight. Get excited, because you will hear all about it when I get home. Here are some hot pictures of Megan Fox. She is every nerd’s fantasy. Not only is she hot as hell, but she is wearing a Star Wars shirt and she is filming Transformers II. Enjoy the pics and check back for my Dark Knight leaks.

Posted on: July 15, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Khloe Kardashian is joining the elite group of celebrities that is stupid enough to serve time behind bars. She is going to be spending 3-days in jail because she “admitted to failing to complete [roadside cleanup duty] and enroll in an alcohol education class.” Khloe’s rep (as if she’s famous enough to need one…) has said “Khloe is ready and willing to serve out her sentence, no matter how long and where, and have this resolved. [She] actually looked great, really relaxed and having a good time. [She] didn’t look like she had a care in the in the world and even got a massage.”

Okay…so after that mid-morning treat of one-less Kardahsian roaming in public for three whole days…take a look at the pic of LC and Khloe wearing the same dress….gasp! Anyway, I think it’s pretty obvious who looks better in that gorgeous Dolce & Gabbana. Maybe those three days in jail will help Khloe on her quest to loose weight. Enjoy the pics below of Khloe and sis, Kourtney at a park the other day.

Who wore it better?

• Khloe "Jail Bird" Kardashian
• Lauren "Saggy Hills" Conrad

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Posted on: July 3, 2008 By: Meghan ( 1 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

As I was checking out these pics from Lindsay Lohan’s 22nd birthday I got to thinking. Which is rare because I don’t like to think about much, let alone while I am staring at Lindsay Lohan’s birthday party. Anyway…this girl is only 22. She has been working her entire life. She has a very effed up Hollywood family. I look at these pictures of her with her girlfriend, Samantha…and to be honest she has not actually owned up to a full fledged lesbian relationship…not that it matters. But she seems genuinely happy in these pics. In fact…the only pic where she has that fake smile on is the one with her mom! It’s been a long time since we’ve seen her out drunk and being slutty in public. Samantha is good for her. Check out a sober, happy Lilo on her 22nd birthday below…

Posted on: June 22, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

I met Fergie a few weeks ago. I wasn’t super excited, but I had the opportunity to meet a pretty big star, so I took it. She is so freaking short it’s a little insane. Those red carpet pics never really give you a good idea of a person’s height and in my opinion she should be legally declared a midget. Her performance blew a$$ because she kept singing covers and no one goes to see an artist with a number of hits sing other people’s songs. She spiced it up a little by doing a some weird flips but it really did nothing for me. Anyway my point it that she looks like $hit in these pics from the other night’s Cartier Charity Love Bracelet launch party at some rich dude’s house.