I am willing to bet that when Megan Fox first met Brian she was a little star struck. He’s a good looking dude, with a great body and let’s be honest…he was on 90210. There have been rumors that they have split, but here they are. Not only that, but Megan is wearing that illusive engagement ring that we never hear about. I love seeing pics of Megan because she never has a purse. On the red carpet, she just doesn’t carry anything. On the streets, she always has some sort of back pack. I like her style…it adds to her hotness. Enjoy the pics…

I am beginning to get the outskirts of that stupid storm, Fay about now. It’s pretty dark outside, lots of thunder and they say it should be raining here before noon…which is just over an hour away. I am not looking forward to this storm. Usually, a small cat-1 storm can be fun. You get trashed with your friends, you eat all the food in your fridge so it doesn’t go bad, you sleep the whole time. This will be my first storm that I may have to get through on my own…no roomies, no dorms, just me and some books. If you want to keep me company, let me know. I’m always down for a good game of poker or Clue or something equally as cheesy. Anyway, Ellen and Portia got married this weekend. Congrats to them! Here are some of the pap’s ‘I climbed a tree to get these creepy pics and the bride and bride’ pics. Enjoy…

I just walked to the drug store that’s right outside of my office building. It is so god-awful hot out there that I believe my heels have melted into the asphalt. Seriously, note to self: do not wear black heels in the south Florida sun…it is a bad idea and should never be replicated. Jamie Lynn Spears is planning her low key wedding to soon-to-be hubby Casey Aldridge.

A good friend of the bride-to-be tells press: “She loves everything about the area where she lives. She’s not going to get married at some luxury resort in the Caribbean or a hotel in Beverly Hills. Her own backyard with just the people who matter most is more Jamie Lynn’s style.”

The starlet is already getting ready to look her best for the big day, as her friend adds: “She’s already down to her pre-pregnancy weight, she has the cutest figure!”

Jamie Lynn is pretty much going to have the red-neck ceremony we were all hoping she would. It will probably involved some four-wheelers and ‘muddin’ rather than a first dance. Good for her.

So I went running tonight. That wouldn’t be so odd if I didn’t live where I live. You see, blogging doesn’t really pay the bills so I actually have a real job too. The area I live in is not all that good and I really should not go running late at night by myself. Maybe I should take a note from Lindsay and get a girlfriend. She seems to be doing well and I have to admit I am a little jealous…

A source said “Sam took Lindsay shopping as part of her birthday present. Although Lindsay is the major breadwinner, Sam has her own money and is very proud. It’s not an engagement ring - simply a token of her commitment. Lindsay is thrilled and she and Sam are very content.”

A source said: “Sam and Lindsay are inseparable. Sam has been a really good influence on Lindsay. There is no one else special in Lindsay’s life apart from Sam but it has taken her a while to feel like she can talk about their relationship. Lindsay hasn’t dated any men since she started hanging around with Sam, and there has hardly been a day in the last two months when they have been apart.”

The actress said: “I just want to live a happy, healthy year, continue on the path that I’ve been on and be with the person that I care about, and my family.”

I was all set and ready to go for the next installment of Living Lohan and I got dupped. This week there is no new episode! WTF, E!? Anyway, I checked and next week is a new episode of both Living Lohan and Denise Richards: It’s Complicated…so be sure to check back because I will post asap. Anyway, in the meantime, let’s take a closer gander at LiLo’s left hand…in particular her ring finger. Yup…that’s right folks…she’s rockin’ a ring! There is no good pic of the top side of her hand, so there is no telling if it’s a diamond or not. Does this mean that there is a lesbian wedding in our future? She still hasn’t even officially admitted to a relationship with Sam…but still…celebrities always do this stuff to try and fool us. Silly famous people…

In the midst of preparing for the Fourth of July, there are crazy rumors flying about three big name celebs. It’s like six degrees of divorcing. I am going to try my best to get this story straight because I feel like everyday there is more to add. Here are the big things you should know…
1. Madonna and Guy have been rumored to be divorcing.
2. Madonna has been linked to A-Rod, everyone is saying they are doing it.
3. Last night Madonna and Guy were out at dinner and are “doing fine.”
4. A-Rod is divorcing wife, Cynthia after three months of “trouble”
5. Cynthia was linked to Lenny Kravitz, everyone is saying they did it in Paris.
6. Coincidentally, A-Rod, Lenny and Madonna all share the same manager.

Okay…I think I got it all. Man that’s confusing. Everyone should just do each other. It’s not like they aren’t already.

When you get pregnant, your boobies grow. Welcome to the one perk of pregnancy, ladies and gentlemen. I am by no means saying that Paris is pregnant. Although, she has been trying awful hard lately to convince us that this is true. What is going on in these pics is Ms. Hilton has a push-up bra on to create clevage from the front. I am willing to bet that if you can find a side shot of her, her chest is flatter than her a$$…which is nearly impossible. On a side note, please take a moment to admire Benji’s newest bling bling. It’s Paris’ initials in diamonds on his left ring finger. Engagement ring? Who knows. Oh, also…he’s bald. HA!

Ever notice how most new born babies are absolutely hideous? I am one of those people that totally lies to the parents. I ‘ohh’ and ‘ahh’ over their ugly-a$$ two-day old baby that usually resembles a little old man or a California raisin. Later I talk behind their backs with the rest of my friends about how ugly the baby is. I know…I am going to hell, but I will not apolgize for it. When I one day have kids of my own I expect that people will do the same to me. I will be the mom that says, “Please don’t judge him/her yet. At least give it a month or two before you say that my baby is ugly.” I mean, what do you expect? The kids has been marinating inside a human body for 9 months. It’s gonna be a little deformed for a week or two. Anyway…here a few pics of Honor Marie coming home from her 2-week check up.

No, They Didn’t, But Joel’s Pretty Funny:

Joel wrote a blog titled, “WE DID IT!! NICOLE AND I FINALLY GOT MARRIED!! click here for the pictures!!”

Then continued the post with a few pics…

HAHA. JUST KIDDING.
So i feel really stupid even posting this, but i’ve been getting calls and texts from my family all week asking me why they weren’t invited to my wedding. I guess the only answer i could give them was that i didnt know we were having one. So i just found out that star magazine wrote some story about a 2 MILLION dollar wedding we are supposed to be having, and thats where it came from. Sooooo if you were pissed at me for not inviting you or even telling you, dont blame me, theres nothing to worry about. Its just star magazine. How long do you think it will be before they write we called it off, or we broke up? i give them a week or two……

Kudos to you, Joel Madden. You’re a pretty funny guy.

You win this round…

She Claims Virginity And Now She’s Gonna Get A$$:

Adriana’s boyfriend of 9 months, basketball star Marko Jaric, asked her to be his wife last night. Her spokesperson told People, “He asked and she said yes. They are both incredibly happy and couldn’t be more in love.”

Her guy is ugly. She could have done better. Congrats either way.