Watch: Diddy Whines About Gas
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August 27, 2008 By:
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Okay, so first off, thanks to Shawn for stepping in for me and doing a post earlier this morning. I was stuck in a building without access to the interwebs…it was awful. Anyway, Diddy has made this video ‘diary’ documenting himself taking commercial flights because he’s moaning about how even he can’t afford the gas prices in America.
“Gas prices are too mother[effing] high. As you know, I do own my own jet and I have been having flying back and forth to LA pursuing my acting career. Now, if I’m flying back and forth, like, twice in a month that’s like $200,000 or $250,000 round trip. [Eff] that. I’m back on American Airlines right now. Ok? Your boy Diddy right now is on American Airlines. Look. I want to give a shout out to all my Saudi Arabian brothers and sisters and all my brothers and sisters from all the countries that have oil, if you could all please send me some oil for my jet I would truly appreciate it. But right now, can you believe it, I am actually flying commercial. That’s how high gas prices are ok, so I feel you. Look, I’m at the gate right now. This is proof that gas prices are too high, we need to do something about it, so tell whoever the next president is that we need to bring gas back down.”
Now…I know that gas prices are high. We’ve all been suffering. But seriously!? SERIOUSLY!??!?! Diddy can eat it. For reals. Diddy…sell your private jet and give it to people so they can afford to even ride the bus. Good Lord, dude, count your blessings and move the eff on.
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Amy Is Doing Drugs On Tape Again
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August 25, 2008 By:
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So Amy Winehouse was caught doing drugs on tape…again. I really can’t say much about this. She is a druggie. She needs help. I’m over it. Maybe this time she will actually get arrested and go to jail where she will be able to (hopefully) kick her drug habits. She was hot back in the day. Watch the video so you can get as annoyed as I am…
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Lily Allen Punched Some Girl
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August 19, 2008 By:
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I just woke up. We are getting hit with that Tropical Storm Fay right now. My offices don’t open until 1pm today, but I have a feeling that they will totally close. I talked to someone that went and early and he said that the power keeps going on and off. Either way, I am sitting on my couch right now, in my pj’s, in the AC (because I still have power), posting away enjoying the ’snow day.’ Lily Allen punched some random chick last night and that’s funny. The more I learn about Lily Allen, the more I like her style. She’s kinda like this storm. You think she’s gonna go one way, then she doesn’t feel like it so she does what she wants. I like it. It’s fun and it keeps people on their toes. Enjoy the step by step pics on how to punch some random chick below…
Hills Countdown = My Giant FAIL
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August 12, 2008 By:
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Wow. I can’t believe how not one single person has called me out on my personal biggest FAIL of the year…in fact it could possibly be the biggest FAIL on my life. I started a Hills countdown clock last week…not realizing that The Hills wasn’t even on this week! My God I am so embarassed! I went to see the premiere of Tropic Thunder last night and I rushed home to catch The Hills. I got there, sat around until 10:05 and proceeded to check tvguide.com…(something I should have checked and rechecked a million times but alas, I did not) and it wasn’t on!! I had to go to the bar and drown my sorrows in wings, fries and cold beer just to get myself to sleep. It was a disaster. On the upside, Bunny with Fangs had an amazing day today, so I feel alright and have recently decided to go to another bar to celebrate. Enjoy more pics of Heidi and Audrina…
Chris Brown’s ‘Forever’ Is An Ad
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July 29, 2008 By:
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OMG! We’ve all been dupped! Chris Brown’s single, ‘Forever’ was written as a jingle for Wrigley’s Gum!! If you listen to the audio below, he says the line at 1:15 into the song. Dammit! It’s like when you finally notice the arrow in the FedEx logo. You feel a little betrayed and angry…ugh.
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“Forever” is an extended version of a new Doublemint jingle written by Mr. Brown and scheduled to begin airing next month in 30-second spots for Wrigley’s green-packaged chewing gum.
Mr. Brown is one of a trio of pop stars enlisted by ad agency Translation Advertising, a unit of Interpublic Group of Cos., to update the images of three of Wrigley’s best-known brands. The campaign includes spots featuring R&B singer Ne-Yo doing his own take on Big Red’s “kiss a little longer” jingle. And “Dancing With the Stars” regular-turned-country-singer Julianne Hough recorded a twangy version of Juicy Fruit’s “The taste is gonna move ya.”
But Mr. Brown’s “Forever” is the most ambitious part of the campaign. Mr. Brown was commissioned to write and sing both the pop song and a new version of the Doublemint jingle, introduced in 1960. First, Mr. Brown updated the jingle and recorded it with hip-hop producer Polow Da Don. Then, during the same Los Angeles recording sessions in February, paid for by Wrigley, Mr. Brown added new lyrics and made a 4½-minute rendition of the tune, titled “Forever.”
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Oh man, those advertising bastards really know how to get us.
Shia LaBeouf’s Drunk Car Accident
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July 27, 2008 By:
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While I was the one that should have been in the car wreck this weekend, Shia LaBeouf took car of distracting the cops for me and I was able to get home safe. My weekend did not suck one bit, but I can pretty much promise that Shia’s blew donkey balls.
“Attorneys for Mr. LaBeouf confirm that an automobile accident involving an additional party occurred early morning in Los Angeles on July 27, 2008,” said Melissa Kates in the statement issued Sunday evening. “Shia is currently recovering from extensive hand surgery with plans to return to work on the set of Transformers 2 within one month. No further comment will be issued at this time. It was immediately apparent to officers responding on the scene that LaBeouf was intoxicated and he was subsequently placed under arrest…”
Back in May, Shia offered us this little tidbit…
“There’s nothing cool about getting arrested for stupid stuff at my age. But it keeps happening to me. I could pretend that I find it all highly amusing, but I’d be lying. It’s deeply embarrassing. I decided a long time ago to stop doing stupid things, so clearly I’ve still got some work to do on myself. I’m not anonymous any more. Now, I light up a cigarette in the wrong place and overnight I’m the Al Capone of misdemeanors. What I’ve got in terms of acting is too important for me to jeopardize.”
Oh man, check out the pic of Shia’s truck after the accident. I guess it’s kinda his own fault. If he was driving drunk, then he should count his blessings because he did not kill himself or anyone else. Thanks for spicing up a slow-@ss weekend.
Christian Bale Arrested In London
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July 22, 2008 By:
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Christian Bale was arrested last night in London. While that was going down, I met one of my friends at a bar because what the hell can you do on a Monday night, right? This old drunk dude comes up to us, bragging about how he owns ten pieces of land, has 3 ex-wives and too many children for him to keep track of. He starts complaining about how there is a guy at the bar that is ‘just trying to impress some hot chick’ by bragging about his riches. The drunk tells us that he wants to ‘kill him by b**ch slapping him’ and he could walk because he builds houses for cops and teachers. Yea…it didn’t make much sense to us either and we finally called him out on it. I wish that guy had been arrested. He was annoying, ugly and drunk. Bale is hot, hot and oh yea…hot. Also, he’s loaded thanks to The Dark Knight’s record breaking weekend.
Bale, 34, attended a police station after it was reported his mother and sister had reported him to police. The alleged incident was believed to have taken place on Sunday night at Park Lane’s Dorchester Hotel where Bale is staying. His mother Jenny, 61, and sister Sharon, 40, are said to have gone to a police station in Hampshire to make the allegation, which was subsequently referred to the Metropolitan Police.
A Met Police spokesman said: “A 34-year-old man attended a London Police Station on Tuesday by appointment and was arrested in connection with an allegation of assault. “He currently remains in custody.”
Despite the alleged incident and report, Bale was allowed to attend the first European screening of the new Batman blockbuster The Dark Knight in London’s West End on Monday night uninterrupted.
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Winehouse’s Hubby Back To Jail
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July 21, 2008 By:
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I was asked to participate in a prank this morning and of course I agreed. The premise was to see how many people in my office building would sign a card for someone that was leaving…that no one knew. You’d be surprised…almost everyone I ran into signed the card without flinching. It really makes you think if people are actually awake while they are at work. Anyway…back to mindless celebrity gossip. Amy Winehouse’s hubby, Blake was sent back to jail before he ever got out and on some sick level…that’s hilarious.
Blake Fielder-Civil, 26, was sentenced to 27 months at Snaresbrook Crown Court, east London, after admitting grievous bodily harm and perverting the course of justice in a £200,000 trial-fixing plot aimed at trying to save him from jail.
Fielder-Civil and friend Michael Brown beat James King, 36, so badly in June 2006 that he needed plates fitted into his face for a broken cheekbone and still has counseling. Judge David Radford told Fielder-Civil he had behaved in a “gratuitous, cowardly and disgraceful” way. Fielder-Civil has already served around nine months on remand so he could be free in four-and-a-half months if he behaves himself in prison.
Miss Winehouse was not in court today.
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Britney’s Custody Battle Finally Over
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July 18, 2008 By:
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I am yet again counting down the minutes until I can go home and lay in my bed. All I can imagine right now is my AC cranked all the way down, sweat pants and my remote control. The only thing that would make that fantasy better is a hot guy to lay in bed with me. Know anyone? Send him my way because unless it’s Spring Break, West Palm is only good for those old dudes that buy you drinks at the bar because they want you wasted so you pass out and they can “just take you home.” Britney would be a better candidate for the old dudes because she doesn’t have to worry about her kids anymore. She lost custody of her kids and Kevin Federline will retain full physical and legal custody of the boys. OK! Magazine reports:
In an exclusive interview with OK!, Kevin’s attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan says both Britney and Kevin reached and signed off on a settlement in their custody case today. Kaplan tells OK!, “At about 8 p.m. PT, a final settlement in the Kevin Federline-Britney Spears custody case was signed. All parties have agreed to the following: Kevin will retain sole legal and physical custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James. Britney will continue to have visitation rights which may increase over time. The agreement will be presented to the court in the morning for approval by the commissioner.” Kaplan adds, “Kevin is ecstatic and the boys are thriving.”
Sucks to be Britney. But in all reality, she’s probably jumping up and down with joy. Let’s be honest, small children don’t really fit in with her lifestyle. Maybe Jamie Lynn can teach her a few things about mothering.
Brooke’s “Naked” Shower Video
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July 18, 2008 By:
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I had to go pick up 25 pizzas today for our office building. I normally would have refused to do something like this, but I couldn’t resist. Something about having 25 pizzas sitting in the back of my car, making it smell of cheesy goodness, I just couldn’t say no. After I got my fill of the round pies from heaven, I saw this video. I have since regurtitated all of my pizza goodness into the porcelin god and I am cursing Brooke Hogan’s amazon-like body, her “gay” roommate and VH1 for pimping this video out. This video comes to you with a disclaimer…Do NOT watch if you: 1. have just eaten some pizza goodness, 2. are hung over like a champ, 3. value your eyesight. Otherwise, enjoy watching this thinking about the fact that you are actively participating in Hulk Hogan’s inevitable heart attack.
