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Frances Bean Writes To Ali Lohan

Posted on: October 7, 2009 By: Meghan ( 3 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

 Frances Bean Writes To Ali Lohan

This. Is. Classic. For no reason, Francis Bean Cobain (Courtney Love’s daughter) went off on Ali Lohan. God, I love train wrecks.

This is my open letter to Ali Lohan.

Your not entitled to anything simply because your sister has a recognizable name. Your idea of fame isn’t fame. It’s infamy. You want to be famous? Work your ass off and make decisions that could potentially catapult your career into a lasting one. Notariety for who you are and notaritey for the work you produce are two completely differnt things. I understand that you have been brought up in an envirtoment where the idea of fame is easily achievable but, that’s not an excuse. You lack the talent, social understanding and credibility to be anything other then infamous. Your careere choices, thus far, will transcend a future career as someone who attempted to be famous, but never quite achieved it. And if you do, it will be the formality of fame that puts you on the covers of tabloids, while the public idly watches you plumit into the murky abyss shared with the likes of Spencer Pratt & Jon Gosslin who, i’m sure, will steal your money whilst there. Fortunately for the world, there are people who have and don’t have recognizable names, who have obtained artistic integrity and will one day, hopefully, bring that tangible artisticness into light again. Though, its hard to think thats achievable when people like You ali lohan are rendering the world of true talent by attempting to make your entitled ass noticed. How is this fair to the people who HAVE artistic integrity, or a mind? How is it fair to those who truly have something to offer the human race other then a dwindling last name and a few shitty films, both of which, solidified the idea that your just a celebrities sibling. I recognize that i might come across as harsh and no, i don’t personally know you, but its the actions that you take, that speak for you. You blatently don’t care how your recognized, its the objective to get famous and that is what makes you replaceable and a recycled idea .Well, im ashamed to have to be grouped into the same category of person as you. I would rather die a most painful death the be assoicated with the kind of careere your trying to make for your self. I hope i’m wrong because generally i’m not a very judgmental person, but in the case of you, that is MY entitlement.

Lindsay Is A Hot Freaking Mess

Posted on: September 8, 2009 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

mess8_440x395 Lindsay Is A Hot Freaking Mess

Lindsay Lohan had a nice long weekend, roaming around Hollywood in a ‘Say no to drugs’ shirt and looking like one helluva hot mess. Ali Lohan has something to look forward to if she keeps hanging out with her sister, she looks amazing by comparison. It’s like having a token fat friend.

Ali Lohan Looks Like She’s Thirty

Posted on: August 11, 2009 By: Meghan ( 2 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

ali-lohan1_440x639 Ali Lohan Looks Like Shes Thirty

Ali Lohan was spotted walking with big sis, Lindsay, and I have to say, she looks old as $hit. I’m talking a thirty year old soccer mom in the Hollywood Hills that hasta go pick up her 3 little boys from soccer practice before jetting off to get her acrylic nails put on. She’s like, 17 or something… why on earth does she look so old? I blame Lindsay for this for no other reason than Lindsay Lohan should be blamed for everything that’s wrong with the world. AIDS in Africa? Lindsay did it. Starving children in the middle east… dammit, Lindsay! Just sayin’…


Rumor: LiLo Stealing From Little Sis

Posted on: May 22, 2009 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

lilo-ali2_445x663 Rumor: LiLo Stealing From Little Sis

After the Lesbian Split Heard ‘Round The World, Lindsay Lohan started living with her little sister, Ali… and now it looks like the drama queen is taking more than just free rent from her sister. Star Magazine is reporting that LiLo is using Ali like an ATM so she can continue her lifestyle. “Lindsay has wasted most of her money, she makes Ali help her out.” Not only that, but E! is reporting that Ali has been giving her big sister some extra cash to go shopping with!

Ps - these pics are from 5.20… when Lindsay was caught leaving Sam’s house. Seriously!? This chick needs to get her $hit together already… or at least disappear.

The Lohan Sisters Check Out PETA

Posted on: May 13, 2009 By: Meghan ( 3 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

lohan-peta1_440x701 The Lohan Sisters Check Out PETA

Ali Lohan and big sister, Lindsay Lohan, were spotted on their balcony in the Hyatt Paris watching PETA protesters. Back home in LA, Lindsay’s home was broken into. The cops responded to the alarm and went into the home, believing all along that it was ransacked. All they found was a big mess. They then realized that nothing was taken and the mess actually belonged to Lilo, they left.

The School Of Mommy Lohan Sucks

Posted on: May 8, 2009 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

alianddina_440x384 The School Of Mommy Lohan Sucks

Recently, Ali Lohan has been seen out and about at clubs and what not with older sis, Lindsay and mommy, Dina Lohan. Well… you might be asking , “WTF Meghan, I thought Ali was only 15 and shouldn’t a 15 year old be in school writing papers about Shakespeare and dissecting frogs?” Yes, my friend, yes a normal 15 year old would be in school writing papers and cutting up animals in the name is science. Well the Lohan’s aren’t normal, duh. Dina Lohan is claiming that Ali is home schooled. Umm… ha! “She is home schooled. I’m a firm believer in staying in school but, in the business, it’s gotten difficult for Ali to be in school.”

Ali Lohan’s Got A Case Of Herpes

Posted on: April 17, 2009 By: Meghan ( 1 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

ali-herpes1_440x699 Ali Lohans Got A Case Of Herpes

Dina Lohan is the worst mother ever. You can always examine Lindsay’s crap-tacular life and realize that it was a giant FAIL o’ motherin’… and now we’ve got a new case study! Little Sister Ali Lohan is getting off on the right Lohan track. She was spotted out with her big sis and mommy hitting the clubs until 3am (4 nights in a row, btw). Some lucky pap snapped this pic of Ali with her mouth open…. showing off a lovely case of herpes! Yay to disease and drugs!

The Lohan Clan Denied Club Access

Posted on: April 2, 2009 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

lohanclan3 The Lohan Clan Denied Club Access

Last night Dina Lohan, Lindsay Lohan and Ali Lohan tried to get into Villa and failed miserably. The bouncers told Mommy Lohan that Baby Lohan was too young to get in… to which she pulled the whole, “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!” then Anorexic Lohan added, “You’re making a huge mistake. HUGE!”

The lines didn’t work (glad to know I’m not the only one who tries this and gets shot down on a regular basis) and they didn’t get in. They went home sad and lonely. HA!



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