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Alison Carroll Wants To Be Lara Croft

Posted on: November 3, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Last time I posted about this chick, Alison Carroll, people freaked out. Apparently I claimed that she was going to be in the new Tomb Raider movies, replacing Angelina Jolie… I was wrong. She’s like some lame spokes model for the new video game. She’s causing quite the stir, however, because she honestly that firing a paint ball gun makes her Lara Croft. Oh, and I threw the other less-than-attractive pics in the gallery because they are just too funny and we should all get a good laugh out of this z-list nut job. If you wanna hear her speak about her weird obsession with being Lara, go here. Sooo… enjoy…

“I’m quite similar to her, except for shooting things. I’ve fired a paint ball gun, but that’s about it. I really like paintball, it’s good fun.”

She continued, “I do a lot of things that Lara does as well, I’m a total action girl. I’m into rock climbing, scuba diving. I used to have a horse and used to do horse riding and trick riding. I’m a very out-doorsy kind of person. I really want to try skydiving. I think I’d really enjoy that.”

Posted in: Celebs On Set, On The Z-List
Tags: Alison Carroll, Angelina Jolie, Movies

The New Lara Croft Can Speak

Posted on: August 13, 2008 By: Meghan ( 1 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

I went to a bar last night to celebrate the great day that Bunny with Fangs had and I got sucked into the Olympics. Did you know that NBC arranged with the Olympics committee so that all of Michael Phelps’ races were shown during prime time? I’ve also realized that during all these races and gymnastic feats there is barely any information on the screen! How on earth are we supposed to know if they are in some weird semi-final round or if they are swimming the 800 free relay? Geesh, I’m gonna write an angry letter soon. Anyway I did some digging and found these two videos of the new Lara Croft actually talking and doing her gymnastic feats as well as a few new pics. She seems kinda lame-o. Other than her acrobatic moves, she’s pretty worthless as a spokes model. Oh well. If you want to see her promo pics, go here. Enjoy her moves…

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Posted in: Celebs On Set, I See Your Goods
Tags: Alison Carroll

Angelina Is Not Lara Croft Anymore

Posted on: August 11, 2008 By: Meghan ( 34 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

I saw these pics and I kinda giggled. Okay…so here are my reasons for the giggle because I am probably freaking you out a little. #1. The Holy Saint Angelina has lost a lucrative job and character that she basically put on the map. #2. This chick keeps making this awkward pouty face because she is probably trying to appear like Angelina’s Lara and it’s a FAIL. #3. In the pics where she’s high kicking and such you can tell she got waxed and it looks really weird. All in all, I think these movies are not going to do as well. I have a feeling this chick is trying really hard to look like Angelina’s Lara and it’s just not going to happen. Although, she’s hot and this is a great opportunity for her. Enjoy her promo pics below…

UPDATE: Apparently people are all pissy because I said that this hot-model-gymnast-actress-spokeswoman-chick is replacing Angelina. OK! I get it, I got the info wrong. My bad, relax…it’s not like I am the one offering the freaking role to this chick. She is not going to be in the movie, she is just the model for the upcoming game that is coming out in November. Either way, I thought Angelina made a better Lara…but this chick sure is more flexible. So now everyone can calm down, enjoy the pics in the privacy of your own bedroom and give me some slack. For more info on this hottie, go here…

UPDATE: To check out this chick actually opening her mouth and being more than an awkward split pic…go here.