These Celebs Need To Go To Victoria’s Secret ASAP:

If I had perky, pregnant 20-something-year-old boobies like her I would forget my bra, too. Pete is a lucky man-woman.

Oh Man, Jessica’s A Whore:

The non-denominational ceremony was officiated by her father Joe Simpson and her sister Jessica Simpson served as the maid of honor. The ring-bearer was Wentz’s English bulldog, Hemingway.

Wedding planner Mindy Weiss helped the couple make their dreams reality and helped put the theme Alice in Wonderland into place. The masterpiece wedding cake was made by Sam Godfrey. Black magic roses were provided by Mark’s Garden for the centerpieces. The guest were served Rose Veuve Clicquot champagne with a sit down dinner and of course lots of dancing to a deejay.

The People hits newsstands on Friday, so keep an eye out. Sounds like they are a pretty boring couple aside from the theme of the wedding which was Alice In Wonderland. Looks like Jessica whored it up for the ceremony, though. Thank god someone made this thing interesting.
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They Are Really Making My Job Easy With This One:

Pete says, “We’re in the basement of the house. We wanted everybody to think we were going on a honeymoon… We’ve got some blow-up palm trees down here… a little fake and bake tanning booth. It’s gonna look like we went on a private jet somewhere and we’re gonna save that $30,000. We’re eating DiGiorno’s pizza, getting into that tanning bed every once in a while, it’s great.”

Way to bag a man’s man, Ashlee. Tanning in a bed is great for your unborn child. I wonder if the kid will come out with eyeliner on.

Bar In Cannes, Ashlee & Pete, Claudia Topless:
Bar Refaeli in Cannes…


She has beautiful freckles and knows how to show them off.

Ashlee and Pete out and about in Hollywood…


I don’t see a bump because Ashlee’s giant bag is in the way, but her cleavage is out of control!

Claudia Schiffer topless in German Vogue…

Ashlee Simpson Calls Britney Out - She’s ‘Trashy’:

She was in London trying to get people to buy her album and she was on the talk show, “Nokia Green Room” when she called Brit Spears “trashy.”

Ashlee was asked in an interview what she thought, “You’ve had one too many Britney Spears” meant? Apparently, Britney Spears is slang for beer, but she answered “one too many trashy girls.”

Way to go, Ash-Hole.