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Baby Sunday Rose Makes Her Debut

Posted on: August 7, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

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Yesterday was a complete FAIL on my part. I had the day off and I decided that fact meant I shouldn’t have to post too much. I’m sorry if I left you hanging! It was not my intent…I promise. I am back in my office today and I have so much more energy than I did earlier in the week. If I can advise you one thing, take a random day off in the middle of the week. It works wonders for your complexion, too. Well, maybe not, but I am pretending that it did. Anyway, here are some really good God awful pics of Nicole, Keith and Baby Sunday out and about in Australia. You can’t really see the baby, but it’s definately a baby…I think. I am pretty sure this couple is not going to be selling pics of their kid. Oh well, enjoy the pics…

Meet Vivienne & Knox Jolie-Pitt

Posted on: August 3, 2008 By: Shawn ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

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They are just 3 weeks old, but twins Knox Léon and Vivienne Marcheline are about to take the world by storm.

In an exclusive interview and photos, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie offer PEOPLE an intimate look at their growing family.

“It is chaos, but we are managing it and having a wonderful time,” Jolie tells PEOPLE of daily life at the Château Miraval in Provence, France, where the couple’s four older children – Maddox, 6, Pax, 4, Zahara, 3, and Shiloh, 2 – have been enjoying a summer of outdoor play (hide-and-seek is a favorite) on the château’s sprawling grounds.

Adds Pitt: “[It's] still a cuckoo’s nest.”

Fortunately, they already have some household helpers. “[Shiloh] and Z pick out [the twins'] clothes and help change and hold them,” says Jolie. “It’s sweet – they are little mommies.”

People Magazine paid $14 million for these exclusive photos of Vivienne and Knox. We paid $0 and you can see the photos on this site for free but you should grab the latest issue of People Magazine, available tomorrow, so they don’t sue us and throw us in jail. That would suck. Cute babies though! These two will make great additions to Angelina’s little UNICEF army.

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UPDATE: Even more pics have leaked to the interwebs. Check them out here…

Baby Honor Is Freaking Cute In OK!

Posted on: July 23, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

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I love it when celebrities pimp out their children to make some more money. It’s like they know that during the months they are pregnant and before they loose the baby weight, they can’t work. They plan ahead to sell pictures and photo shoots so that they can continue to live their lavish lifestyle. It’s awesome. I will be one more person indulging in more baby pictures. Up next we got Ashlee Simpson-Wentz then we get to see another Garner-Affleck baby. I’ll be waiting in the wings to check out the newest celebrity offspring. In the meantime, we have some more Honor Warren pics to take a look at. These are from the July issue of OK! magazine, the Spanish version. Enjoy…

Jennifer Garner Has A Big Baby Bump

Posted on: July 23, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

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My boss is about to have a baby. It feels like his wife has been pregnant forever and I bet she feels that way, too. She was actually due yesterday and I have a definite feeling that she is dying to give birth and meet her new little guy. Those last few weeks must be killer and I have so much sympathy for her and all pregnant women. Jennifer Garner is revealing quite the bump while playing with daughter, Violet at the park. There is so much pregnancy floating around me I should go ahead and start a nanny service on the side to make some extra bucks.

Britney Likes Smoking With Her Kids

Posted on: July 22, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

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My office building is constantly freezing cold. I’m not over-exaggerating by any means. My office in particular has no AC vent, so day-to-day I am usually pretty comfy in a tank top and jeans. However, when you walk to the other side of the building, you freeze your nuts off. By nuts, I am speaking hypothetically, because I don’t have nuts that could be frozen off. Anyway, I just got out of a meeting and I think my hands are blue so please forgive any typos. I have to go outside and stand in the sun to thaw myself out. Britney had her kids out in the sun while she was smoking and they wanted to join in. She took the cigarettes away, but let her son hold onto her pink lighter. Smooth move, Brit.

Britney’s Custody Battle Finally Over

Posted on: July 18, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

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I am yet again counting down the minutes until I can go home and lay in my bed. All I can imagine right now is my AC cranked all the way down, sweat pants and my remote control. The only thing that would make that fantasy better is a hot guy to lay in bed with me. Know anyone? Send him my way because unless it’s Spring Break, West Palm is only good for those old dudes that buy you drinks at the bar because they want you wasted so you pass out and they can “just take you home.” Britney would be a better candidate for the old dudes because she doesn’t have to worry about her kids anymore. She lost custody of her kids and Kevin Federline will retain full physical and legal custody of the boys. OK! Magazine reports:

In an exclusive interview with OK!, Kevin’s attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan says both Britney and Kevin reached and signed off on a settlement in their custody case today. Kaplan tells OK!, “At about 8 p.m. PT, a final settlement in the Kevin Federline-Britney Spears custody case was signed. All parties have agreed to the following: Kevin will retain sole legal and physical custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James. Britney will continue to have visitation rights which may increase over time. The agreement will be presented to the court in the morning for approval by the commissioner.” Kaplan adds, “Kevin is ecstatic and the boys are thriving.”

Sucks to be Britney. But in all reality, she’s probably jumping up and down with joy. Let’s be honest, small children don’t really fit in with her lifestyle. Maybe Jamie Lynn can teach her a few things about mothering.

Honor Marie Warren’s First Baby Pics

Posted on: July 16, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

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A few hours ago, my laptop decided to take a $hit on me. Well, not really the laptop itself, rather the wireless internet. In my office I can pick up a number of networks…today none of them want to work. I had to bail on the office and come home to get some work done. Not a big deal, nothing like sitting on your couch in your underwear getting some things done, right? Here are the new pics of Baby Alba. She’s cute like most babies and Jessica is absolutely stunning. Here’s what she says about being a new mom…

“It hasn’t totally sunk in,” Jessica reveals to OK!. “She dreams, she smiles, and coos and does all these things, but she hasn’t seen enough of the world yet to understand any of that stuff. So I still feel like she’s connected to the other world, or something. There’s no other way to explain it. It’s a miracle.”

Of course it’s a miracle! Silly girl, it’s the miracle of life. Enjoy your baby now, because she might grow up to be a whore. Read more here

Paris Could Seriously Be Pregnant

Posted on: July 14, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

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“She’s not drinking. It’s the first time I’ve never seen her do that.” Above source is a firsthand, regular and up close observer of Paris Hilton and her horniness, hotness and sometimes tankedlicious goings on. Said insider’s been posing and preening right alongside Ms. H at a few recent T-town soirees. Gosh, is this the new, freshly domesticated Mrs.-Madden-to-be Paris or Paris the teetotalist, perhaps (for whatever reason)? Or, to get very National Enquirer about it (as if there were any diff here at A.T., I mean, really), could this possibly be the new preggers Paris? Just a pregnant pause, or hunch, that’s all, babes. See, when the regularly guzzling heiress suddenly cleans up her vodka-happy act, hon-pies, somethin’s up. Fer sure.”

Let me break out my gay-decoder ring and help you decipher what The Awful Truth has just rambled on about. Basically a source close to Paris has blabbed about how she is no longer drinking and therefore she must be preggers. The AT has then added on a huge paragraph in a totally new version of the English language that we have all grown to love. Either way, here are some pics of her new-do and her fat, bald boyrfriend/possible baby daddy.

Angelina Jolie Had Twins…For Real

Posted on: July 13, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

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So while I was partying away this weekend in Miami, Angelina Jolie had her twins. No…really…I mean it this time…she had the babies. Before you freak out, the pic above is of Jolie with Shiloh…the pics that sold for millions and probably saved a small African village. Anyway…her doctor, Michel Sussmann, confirmed Angie and the babies “are doing marvelously well.” The doctor said that Jolie has given birth to twins, a boy, Knox Leon, and a girl, Vivienne Marcheline, by c-section late Saturday night. The babies both weighed around 5 lbs. From what I hear, the babies first pics are being sold for $11 million and the proceeds will be donated to charity. Awesome…two more beautiful kids to add to her mini-UN.

Jamie Lynn Sells Out Maddie Briann

Posted on: July 9, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

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While I was hoping a little bit more from the youngest Spears sister, I was not surprised when she turned up on the cover of this weeks OK! Magazine…holding her new little “bundle o’ joy” Maddie. She sold out. They always sell out. Within a day of the birth Jamie Lynn’s MySpace profile pic was of the baby. Check out her “happy teen mommy” outlook on life…

On the labor and delivery…
“They’d told me it would be an eight- to 12-hour labor, and I was ready to have the baby in three to four hours,” Jamie Lynn tells OK!. “I had a perfect pregnancy and a perfect delivery. I was very blessed. Once I got in there, my doctor was just so calm and so good it was not bad at all,” she says. “I was just talking to Casey. And you know what’s so weird? I was asking him if he was okay. He was like, ‘Yeah.’ We were both so excited.”

On taking care of Baby Maddie…
For now her proud parents like having her next to them at night, so she sleeps in a bassinet in the same room as Jamie Lynn and Casey. “She is very good,” says Jamie Lynn. “She’ll feed every two or three hours. When she wakes up in the middle of the night, I’ll feed her and she goes right back to sleep. There’s no screaming and crying.” The proud mama continues, “We get up in the morning, and she gets her little bath. Then I get my bath. We have a routine, and I love routines. I’ve worked one out with her, and we’re happy going about our little life.”