Posted on: March 4, 2009 By: Meghan ( 1 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Benji Madden is fighting off rumors of a relationship with Katy Perry… “No, it’s not true, we’re friends. She’s beautiful,” he told Australia’s 2Day FM radio. “When you’re friends with someone, you don’t want to ever compromise a friendship,” he added. Bull. I don’t believe it. It’s not possible for two totally attractive people to have a friendship and not make out when their drunk…

Posted on: February 16, 2009 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

What an interesting Valentine’s Day. While I was drunk wandering the bars with friends, Katy Perry and Benji Madden were wandering the clubs of Las Vegas together. They met at the Hard Rock, where they talked, exchanged numbers and hung out… then the night continued when they went to Lavo Night Club and got cozy. Onlookers were saying there was totally “some chemistry there.”

Posted on: November 30, 2008 By: Meghan ( 1 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Last night Benji Madden was out and about… hitting the club. Umm… he was with a bunch of girls, namely her brother’s fiance, Nicole Ritchie, and club regulars, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. He doesn’t appear to have gotten over the breakup with Paris Hilton. I give it a few months before they are back together.

Posted on: November 21, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Paris Hilton was a guest on On-Air With Ryan Seacrest today. He was able to get her to open up about her relationship/breakup with Benji Madden. She sounds so sad, I can’t help but feel a little sorry for her. It doesn’t seem like there was any cheating or foul play… just seems like they went their separate ways which always stinks.

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Posted on: November 20, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Following the semi-quiet break-up of Paris Hilton and Benji Madden, the two we spotted out last night — separately. I am not really sure why this is a big deal, but it is. Isn’t that usually what happens after you break up? You go out… to different places… with different people. Anyway, it seems that the break up may have had something to do with the fact that Paris was getting all buddy-buddy with Prince William. Wait, isn’t he dating Kate Middleton? I’m so confused.

Posted on: August 5, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Even though Paris and Benji are a package deal now, no one seems to give a rats @ss about him. That must suck. He is in a successful band, he’s dating a ‘hot’ chick, he’s famous in his own right and yet this blond bean pole is more popular with the paps. He literally is standing off to the side in a few of these pics and not one person is asking for his autograph or picture. If I were there, I would have just walked up to him and offered to buy him a beer to drown his sorrows in. He seems to be living in her 6-foot shadow literally and figuratively. Enjoy the pics of Benji being sad-face…

Posted on: July 14, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

“She’s not drinking. It’s the first time I’ve never seen her do that.” Above source is a firsthand, regular and up close observer of Paris Hilton and her horniness, hotness and sometimes tankedlicious goings on. Said insider’s been posing and preening right alongside Ms. H at a few recent T-town soirees. Gosh, is this the new, freshly domesticated Mrs.-Madden-to-be Paris or Paris the teetotalist, perhaps (for whatever reason)? Or, to get very National Enquirer about it (as if there were any diff here at A.T., I mean, really), could this possibly be the new preggers Paris? Just a pregnant pause, or hunch, that’s all, babes. See, when the regularly guzzling heiress suddenly cleans up her vodka-happy act, hon-pies, somethin’s up. Fer sure.”

Let me break out my gay-decoder ring and help you decipher what The Awful Truth has just rambled on about. Basically a source close to Paris has blabbed about how she is no longer drinking and therefore she must be preggers. The AT has then added on a huge paragraph in a totally new version of the English language that we have all grown to love. Either way, here are some pics of her new-do and her fat, bald boyrfriend/possible baby daddy.

Posted on: June 26, 2008 By: Meghan ( 4 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

When you get pregnant, your boobies grow. Welcome to the one perk of pregnancy, ladies and gentlemen. I am by no means saying that Paris is pregnant. Although, she has been trying awful hard lately to convince us that this is true. What is going on in these pics is Ms. Hilton has a push-up bra on to create clevage from the front. I am willing to bet that if you can find a side shot of her, her chest is flatter than her a$$…which is nearly impossible. On a side note, please take a moment to admire Benji’s newest bling bling. It’s Paris’ initials in diamonds on his left ring finger. Engagement ring? Who knows. Oh, also…he’s bald. HA!