Posted on: September 9, 2009 By: Meghan ( 1 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

The clock is ticking down and we are getting closer to the season 6 premiere of The Hills (less than 3 weeks, btw). In the meantime, Audrina Patridge got down and dirty for Maxim. Holy nice abs, Batman.

Posted on: September 3, 2009 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Lindsay Lohan showed us her boobs in New York Magazine. She constantly shows her sideboob on the streets. Now she wants to show us her fire crotch in Playboy. At least that’s what I’m hearing. Rumors are circulating that Playboy offered her $900,000 for a nude pictorial in the mag. I don’t wanna see her goods. I never wanted to see her boobs. Bad move, Playboy.

Posted on: July 22, 2009 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Not sure if you remember this chick… it’s Charlotte Church. She made waves a while ago because she’s got this amazing opera voice. B*tch can sing better than Mariah and Whitney combined… and she was only like, 12 years old. Now little Charlotte is all grown up and has a rack that rivals Jessica Simpson. Yea, she’s hot.

Posted on: April 22, 2009 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Kelly Bensimon is one of the Real Housewives of New York. She is also the proud owner of the worst boobs in the history of boobs. They are running away from her chest… literally. They want nothing to do with her and her z-list lifestyle. Her doctor should cut off his hands with a spoon. I’d rather see Tara Reid naked every morning for the rest of my life then look at those again.

Posted on: February 6, 2009 By: Meghan ( 1 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Mickey Rourke was leaving the Plaza hotel and some random chick jumped out of the crowd and flashed him. No one knows who she is or why she did it. Ha ha… he’s still considered hot?

Posted on: January 29, 2009 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Really? Could Amy Winehouse’s boobs be any more on the fat lady? She’s still on vaca, she’s still topless, she’s still smoking pot, she’s still drinking but now she’s playing Scrabble!

Posted on: December 3, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Wow. Jessica Alba is one hot MILF. Campari hired the hot mama to model for their 2009 Campari Calendar. That just means the new mother posed in every pic with an alcoholic beverage in her hand. Ha!

Posted on: August 22, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

I am beginning to get pretty pale. It sucks because of this stupid tropical storm has killed the weather. I am dying for some sun and while I sit here, staring outside at the rain tsunami rain storm outside, Jessica Simpson is enjoying the sun. I do, however, want to point out one thing…her bikini top is ugly. I know it’s plain black and simple and stuff, but it’s one of those ones with the seam across the front. My very first bikini was like that and it was itchy and was not flattering in any sense of the word. It looks like she bought a bra at Wal-Mart and threw it on before jumping in the pool. Gross. It all goes back to my advice that someone will always look worse than you do at the beach. Enjoy…