Posted on: September 16, 2009 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Brooke Hogan and mom, Linda Hogan have seem to put their cat fight behind them. They were spotted out at dinner this weekend in Beverly Hills and Linda even brought along her boytoy Charley Hill. (he was the reason for their fight as he used to go to school with Brooke) Brooke said, “I hope we do [make up] but she’ll have to go through a lot of changes - spiritually, mentally and physically. She’s going to really need to find a good spot to be in. I’ve tried to help but it’s too awkward and weird. we are two different people now.”

Posted on: July 27, 2009 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Brooke Hogan did some little concert at the Seminole Hardrock Casino in Fort Lauderdale this weekend to celebrate her new album dropping. Umm… my only question is did anyone out there buy her first?…

Posted on: July 10, 2009 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Brooke Hogan was spotted out and about filming new scenes for her bad reality show and she happened to have a striking resemblance to a man. Seriously… I think I know a few drag queens that could dress her better than this. The whole, ho on the Jersey boardwalk look went out a few years ago… let’s try something new next time, Brookey.

Posted on: May 6, 2009 By: Meghan ( 2 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Brooke Hogan is legally allowed to drink now. Yay. Congrats. The whole fam (minus Mommy Hogan and her ugly @ss boyfriend) showed up in Vegas. Is it me or does Hulk Hogan’s plastic girlfriend look identical to Brooke. The more and more they are seen out, the more and more I think they are the same freaking person.

Posted on: April 20, 2009 By: Meghan ( 7 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Not really sure which makes me laugh more about this retarded situation… Brooke Hogan trying to be sexy while the line that’s running through my head is, “That’s one big, b*tch!” (not sure what movie it’s from, but I know it is… then again my friend said it this weekend and now every time I see a ‘big b*tch’ it’s all I can think about… dammit! Someone tell me where the hell that’s from already!)… wait… just got lost in parentheses and thoughts. $hit. Okay. Brooke Hogan’s Amazon-Woman body. Yea… it’s big. But wait! There’s more (please read that like the OxyClean dude…) The dude with her?! Yea, that’s her bf. His name is Stack$. Really. Seriously. That’s his freaking name. Stack$ of what!? I’m confused. This is funny.

Posted on: March 16, 2009 By: Meghan ( 2 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Brooke Hogan spun around a pole while performing at Power 96’s Calle Ocho Party in Miami. Umm… she fell. I mean, she gave it her all but even her manly arms couldn’t even hold up her amazonian-like body…

Posted on: January 22, 2009 By: Meghan ( 1 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

I don’t think I know any other “famous” person that is so desperate to stay on the radar than Hulk Hogan. He was spotted riding around in this golf-cartish Cadillac with his daughter Brooke Hogan. Man… and you thought your parents were annoying…

Posted on: January 20, 2009 By: Meghan ( 1 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

I can’t understand why Brooke Hogan would sing Kelly Clarkson’s new song… but she did. It’s very obvious that it’s her. She’s off key and misses a few notes… and the only reason that you can tell is because she’s singing over Kelly’s track. Why, you ask? I have no effing idea.

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