Posted on: September 21, 2009 By: Meghan ( 23 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

I’m not trying to be a smart @ss… but I can tell you this… Max Aguilera-Bratman could seriously have a disorder. I mean, look at the kid and honestly tell me I’m wrong. If not, then d@mn that kid is hideous.

Posted on: July 28, 2009 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Pink is trying to stir up some girl on girl action (of catfight). She pretty much claimed that Christina Aguilera likes to check out chicas and once told Pink that she wouldn’t mind hooking up with Lindsay Lohan. “You know she said something like ‘ I could get it on with her any time’ and you just so knew she meant it.” Lindsay’s reply? “She knows where I live.” Umm… could there be another awkward lesbian encounter. Aguilera’s friends are coming to her rescue though, “It is absurd, the very heterosexual Christina is involved in a relationship with a man and is currently concentrating on being a mother. I couldn’t think of anything less of interest to her. Pink again trying to get attention, she has always been jealous of Christina’s looks and is once again trying to bait her.”

Posted on: June 3, 2009 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Meh. I mean, I don’t know what to say. Christina Aguilera isn’t impressing me much, but she hasn’t made me throw up in my mouth, either. Oh, and what’s with the tat on the left arm? Is this new?! What the eff does it say?

Posted on: May 11, 2009 By: Meghan ( 1 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Nothing about Christina Aguilera keeps gettin’ better. (ha! see how I did that? I used her song title to make fun of her. God, I’m freaking awesome… I got jokes for days, bi-otch) Her outfit is pretty cute but those micro-bangs do nothing for her.

Posted on: April 28, 2009 By: Meghan ( 1 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

I got accidentally drunk last night. I had this goal to go out and have a beer (watch a bet be paid up) and go to bed early… it didn’t happen. A few shots and a good amount of beers later, I was walking home with a drunk stumble that you wouldn’t believe. Oops. No matter how drunk I get… I’ve never acquired a set of beer goggles that would turn Christina Aguilera into something that is remotely attractive. (Then again, I’m not a lesbian, but who’s really paying attention… right?) She was out with her ugly-@ss husband checking out The Faint and Ladytron gig at Music Box @ Fonda in West Hollywood last night looking about as drunk as I was.

Posted on: March 31, 2009 By: Meghan ( 2 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

I’m not really sure who advises Christina Aguilera and her costumes… but this was a bad decision. She looks like she could have competed and won that RuPaul Drag Queen reality show that I have absolutely no interest in and never watched. I just know a good drag queen when I see one and guess what… I see a huge one…

Posted on: February 19, 2009 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

This lovely young woman was at Heathrow airport yesterday. The question is… Lady Gaga or Christina Aguilera? They’re been accused of stealing each other’s style and it’s more obvious than ever that they are merging into the same person… which I am not okay with.
Click the pic to see which singer it is…

Posted on: December 19, 2008 By: Meghan ( 2 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Christina Aguilera was out celebrating her birthday last night (12.18) and she undeniably stole Lady Gaga’s look. I mean, Gaga always wears a blue lightening bolt over her right eye… Christina is wearing blue eye shadow only over her right eye. What a fashion-stealing jerk-face.