Posted on: July 31, 2009 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Paris Hilton is many things: A skank, a little bit retarded and really effing stupid! Usmagazine.com has confirmed that Paris is back together with Doug Reinhardt. Paris is also pretty delusional too because she’s also been talking about marrying Doug because, ya know, he’s such a catch. In the meantime, Doug has taken to his Twitter to declare his love for his on-again girlfriend. I give it 2 months.

Posted on: June 11, 2009 By: Meghan ( 3 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

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Posted on: May 21, 2009 By: Meghan ( 4 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Paris Hilton is sucking face… literally. Not like, when your mom would ask you after a date if you ’sucked face’ with the boy. Umm… $hit… that didn’t happen to you? Yup… well, it still happened to me. Oh well… I envision that this is what my mom was referring to. I can safely say that, no, Mom, I have never sucked face with a dude because that’s disgusting.

Posted on: May 19, 2009 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Paris Hilton was spotted hanging out in Cannes with her boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt… and some random old dude. There’s so many Night in Paris jokes that could be made, but for the sake of my (and your) sanity, I’ll let it be. PS - check out Paris’ camel toe… it’s hot.

Posted on: March 11, 2009 By: Meghan ( 3 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Paris Hilton is really making it known that she’s dating Doug Reinhardt… but these pictures bother the $hit outta me. She’s a man! She’s got nothing going on! No curves, no boobies, no hips, no hair (on her head, btw). She’s got nothing! Argh. She just looks like a drag queen… her wiener is prolly hidden under that stupid sarong. Enjoy the man pics…

Posted on: March 5, 2009 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Oh this is so much drama! Doug Reinhardt used to date Amanda Bynes… who was partying at My House the night that Paris Hilton arrived (and sucked the face of) Doug. Not only that, but Doug also used to date Lauren Conrad from The Hills… co-star and friend Whitney Port was also partying at My House the same night for her birthday bash. Basically… Doug probably felt so awkward he didn’t know what to do with himself so he kissed Paris to show the other chick he’s still got it. In the meantime, Amanda Bynes looked smoking hot and is enjoying the single life.

Posted on: March 2, 2009 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Remember that annoyingly self-obsessed baseball player from The Hills? Doug Reinhardt is now dating Paris Hilton. For a while, he was with Lauren Conrad and then Stephanie Pratt… now he’s moving up in the world and has been seen everywhere lately on the arm of Paris Hilton. Not sure what to think about this one… other than the lingering question of Paris making a guest appearance on The Hills season 5?