Posted on: July 2, 2008 By: Meghan ( 2 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

I had a really rough start this morning. I went to a bar last night just to chill out and have a beer. Before I knew it the place had emptied and I was one of the last people there. I got home and it was already about 3am. That’s a little intense for a Tuesday ‘grab a drink after work with friends’ scenario. Amy Winehouse went out last night too. She managed to jump into a moving convertable which sped around then dropped her off at a bar.

Father Mitch eventually showed up at the bar and dragged the Back to Black singer back home, where he stationed a security guard at her front door. According to a witness, “Amy could be heard pleading to be allowed out for some fresh air, only to be told to stick her head out of the back window. Anyone who rang her doorbell had to be given approval by the man on the door. He left after a few hours, only for another big guy to take his place.”

At least when I went home I just locked my door and passed out. I didn’t need someone to keep me in my bedroom. She’s going to die soon and everyone is going to be so shocked by it. I won’t be. By the way…I know your first thought about that guy she is with in that pic. Pretty hot, right? Yea…well check out his uber-feminine butterfly tats. My tattoos are more hardcore than this guy. Lame.

Posted on: July 1, 2008 By: Meghan ( 1 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

It’s god awful hot here today. I was out and about and I think I was able to sweat of a few pounds just walking back and forth from my car. My poor intern is sick and I think the sun killed her. While we are dying in south Florida, Christina is still partying it up in Hollywood then going home and banging her ugly-a$$ husband.

She likes to have “…mommy and daddy nights out. Our child comes first, obviously, but there are certain things you can do. Once we know he’s in good hands, we go out late at night and have a few drinks. Then we’ll come home, dim the lights and do our thing… and I’m not going into any more detail than that!”

Eww…Christina, please DON’t say anything more than that. Your husband is hideous and I would have to dim the lights, too.

Posted on: June 30, 2008 By: Meghan ( 2 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

I slept for roughly 14 hours last night. I think I went partially comatose and it was awesome. While I was sleeping Britney Spears was spotted out last night in LA…and so were her goods. Not anything too pretty from what I can tell. I’m kinda glad I slept through this one.

Posted on: June 25, 2008 By: Meghan ( 3 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

So unless you’ve been living under a rock for the last decade, you know who Verne Troyer is. Well apparently he has a sex tape featuring his former live-in girlfriend made at the couple’s apartment. No deals have been made yet to purchase the tape, dealer Kevin Blatt is offering Mini-Me $100k to distribute the tape with SugarDVD. I am not really sure which is more shocking the sex tape itself or the fact that he had a girlfriend. Whatever the hell he is doing with his little mini-tongue in the video below is frightening and I didn’t get a glance at his goods but, I have to admit, I’m curious.

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Update: Here are the pics of the random ‘live-in girlfriend’ of Verne Troyer…

Update: The girl in the video gives a tell-all interview - penis size and all!

Posted on: June 24, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

I am a closet fan of crummy reality TV. I get caught up in all those marathons on MTV and VH1 on the weekend. I will admit that I used to watch that Osbourne show. I can’t even remember what it was called, but I watched. It was weird and they had my stupid a$$ hooked every week. That doesn’t change that Kelly Osbourne creeps me out. She never closes her mouth and she has sausage toes. I imagine that she snores really loudly and that is why I will never sleep with her. Well, I could probably come up with a number of reason that I will never sleep with Kelly Osbourne…but her toes and the snoring thing kills it. Here are some pics of her leaving the BBC Radio 1 studios. Think about her toes next time you have breakfast…it’s a good diet.

Posted on: June 23, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Posted on: June 22, 2008 By: Meghan ( 1 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

I met Fergie a few weeks ago. I wasn’t super excited, but I had the opportunity to meet a pretty big star, so I took it. She is so freaking short it’s a little insane. Those red carpet pics never really give you a good idea of a person’s height and in my opinion she should be legally declared a midget. Her performance blew a$$ because she kept singing covers and no one goes to see an artist with a number of hits sing other people’s songs. She spiced it up a little by doing a some weird flips but it really did nothing for me. Anyway my point it that she looks like $hit in these pics from the other night’s Cartier Charity Love Bracelet launch party at some rich dude’s house.

Posted on: June 21, 2008 By: Meghan ( 1 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

I’ve always been a huge fan of the look from the 1940’s. Delicate lace, cute bob cuts, adorable hats…but seeing Courtney Love rock this look totally ruined my mental picture. She looks like one a character actor of that Disney ride where you drop down 13 floors in an elevator…but skankier, drugged out and in need of a Supersized Big Mac.