In the midst of preparing for the Fourth of July, there are crazy rumors flying about three big name celebs. It’s like six degrees of divorcing. I am going to try my best to get this story straight because I feel like everyday there is more to add. Here are the big things you should know…
1. Madonna and Guy have been rumored to be divorcing.
2. Madonna has been linked to A-Rod, everyone is saying they are doing it.
3. Last night Madonna and Guy were out at dinner and are “doing fine.”
4. A-Rod is divorcing wife, Cynthia after three months of “trouble”
5. Cynthia was linked to Lenny Kravitz, everyone is saying they did it in Paris.
6. Coincidentally, A-Rod, Lenny and Madonna all share the same manager.

Okay…I think I got it all. Man that’s confusing. Everyone should just do each other. It’s not like they aren’t already.

So today I am taking some of my interns shopping for Fourth Of July. There is nothing better than spending someone else’s money. It’s like passing ‘go’ and rolling doubles right afterwards. Guy Ritchie shouldn’t try to save his marriage. He should get his 50% of her empire and roll with it. Guy is rushing to visit Madonna as she hides out in her NYC apartmnt. She hired some high-priced divorce lawyer and there is talk of the couple splitting up. As Guy is running to Madge, it’s been reported that she is running to Alex Rodriguez (the man-whore from the Yankees).

Madonna and Guy Ritchie are getting a divorce. Surprised? Didn’t think so. I bet he told her that he was unhappy so she beat the crap out of him and he ran away with his tail between his legs. Good thing for him is that they didn’t sign a pre-nup so they split the cashola 50/50.