Here’s Kim Kardashian celebrating her 29th birthday…. Again! I get the feeling this chick is going to be turning 29 for the next five years or so. This time she’s stuffed her big ass into a nice red dress and headed out to dinner with the family. She looks pretty good, like she’s lost a little weight. I guess sitting between her sisters Broadzilla and the obese preggers one means poor Kim doesn’t get much to eat at the dinner table. I’ve got something she can snack on, but It’s not very filling.

Twilight hottie, Robert Pattison turned 23 yesterday (5.13) and apparently after a few hours of some hard partying he was ready to hit the sack.  Rob and some of his New Moon costars showed up to Global Grill and Saytay Bar in Vancouver at about 9 pm after a long day of filming (by long I mean 12-hours) and that’s way too intense for my lazy @ss. Anyways, at 1am Rob finally came out of the bar lookin’ a little…refreshed!?  Last time II checked, after a long night of drinking, I usually emerge form a bar/club looking real sweaty and a little haggard. After posing for a few pics with some really lucky fans, Rob made his way to a cab that was waiting for him on the side of the street and he lived happily ever after (honestly, though, how happy could he be… I wasn’t by his side).