On her divorce from Ryan Phillippe: “Very humiliating and very isolating…But, by the way, if it’s not painful, maybe it wasn’t the right decision to marry to begin with. Those are the appropriate emotions. When people get in your face and say, ‘This will pass,’ you think, Are they crazy? I’m never gonna feel any better than I feel right this minute and nothing’s ever gonna make sense again. And I still have moments where I’m like, Nothings ever gonna make sense again.”

On boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal: “He’s fabulous. He really is a fantastic guy. Unfortunately, he’s not in the movie, so we can’t really talk about him.”

On being a young mother: “When I first had Ava, I couldn’t afford [help]. And it was so hard. I was out in Los Angeles, living [away from my family]. I really didn’t have any friends. And I had a baby. No one else who was 22 had a baby. I couldn’t go out.”

On her reported Type A personality: “I don’t think I’m a control freak. I think I’m just fearful. I operate from a lot of fear, like, of things being lost or forgotten or neglected. Losing the spiritual rather than the physical. It’s so funny to me that somehow I’ve been portrayed as a very, like, closed-off or uptight person. I’m very open.”

Carrie Underwood is a b*tch but still hot… [Bitten and Bound]

Blake Lively is more prude than your mom… [Flawed Hollywood]

Tropic Thunder makes fun of the ‘mentally challenged’… [Geeks of Doom]

Tori Spelling has weird looking boobies… [Gone Hollywood]

Sienna Miller always looks like a slob… [The Beer Goggler]

The Jessica Simpson upskirt that almost was… [Ninja Dude]

Douchebag is the new most popular insult… [Holy Taco]

No idea who this is, but she’s a MILF in a thong… [Vanity Spy]

At least I didn’t FAIL this bad… [Awesomeness]

OMG. I’m never eating at Burger King again… [Randomness]