Ship off from Southern California with three of your lucky friends and meet multi-platinum GRAMMY Winner John Mayer on his “Mayercraft Carrier 2,” a floatable party ship that sails the seas stocked with parties, performers, jam sessions and good times.

This experience includes roundtrip airfare for four to Los Angeles, California where you’ll stay at The Leading Hotels of the World’s luxuriously intimate Casa del Mar, a hacienda-style beachfront hotel set on the edge of the Sea of Cortez, on both the eve of your cruise and the night of your return.

The Mayercraft Carrier 2 sets sail on March 27 for a four-day voyage of fun, sun and plenty of jawdropping perks—like the guitar of Mayer’s that he’ll sign and give to you to take with you wherever you roam!

100% of the proceeds will benefit Musicians On Call, the nonprofit organization that brings the healing power of music to patients in healthcare facilities. For more information visit musiciansoncall.org.

Star Magazine claims Jenny is “trying” to have a baby with John Mayer before her 40th birthday. A source said, “She knows her baby-making years are limited. It’s hard for her to think of anything else? she has babies on the brain!” One friend said that Jen and John are doing specific yoga poses that are supposed to help her get pregnant.

The friend went on to blab, “Jen has also changed her diet. She’s taking a lot of folic acid and has upped her intake of milk and beef �?” all of which are supposed to increase your chances of having twins. She’s even eating cassava root, a wild yam, because women in Africa who consume it have the highest rate of conceived twins. “

The pair made their first outings as a reunited couple last week, enjoying a romantic weekend in New York and a concert in Boston. But while friends are scratching their heads about what made Jen take the playboy musician back, the smile the actress has been wearing says it all — she’s pregnant and loving it!

In The Blog World, They’re Having Sex:

From John’s blog…

“Yo Pete-

I could have easily written this to you in an email, but you’ve been so cool to write positive things about me on your blog(s) that I want to respond in kind.

Here’s using blogs for something other than pointing out boob jobs and slight limps.

-Ting, ting, ting-

You’re one of the best eggs in the music industry, hands down. With as much talent as you have, I’d expect you’d have some eccentric ego, but from what I can tell you seem to have none. (That actually makes you more talented, by way of some crazy cosmic arithmetic.) Every time we get the chance to hang I’m inspired by your creativity. Your mind is like a stadium with the dome open… you have ZERO judgment when it comes to things that move you. When most people get the feeling they might like an idea, or a shirt, they run it through a series of filters; ‘what should I think, given my personal attributes?’ ‘How does this read?’ ‘What would Kanye do?’ You have what makes talented people successful for years and years - a brave sense of self and a completely authentic relationship with your tastes.

That’s why I’ll throw a guitar in the car and be there anytime you need me. It’s a short list. (I’m lazy.)

Isn’t it weird when you’re alone in your hotel room and the ice in that bucket melts, shifting it all and making it sound like someone’s hiding in your closet? That always gets me.

Sorry.

Point is, I think the world of you. And wish you all the happiness your artsy head will accept. Fame is just one big lesson in being a man, and you’re doing a bang up job…

Best to you and your lovely wife…

Oh, and what’s up, blogosphere. Have at it.

JM”

Wow…they totally just had blog sex. Awesome.

Sidenote: The pic is JM’s, too…

At Least That’s What Jennifer Is Saying:

Aniston’s friends have said…

She can’t stop raving about his skills between the sheets - insisting the sex with him is way better than it was with Brad during their four-and-a-half-year marriage. Only now, in John’s arms, does she look even close to finally putting Pitt in the past tense.

Wow. Really? I guess I’d believe it. More often than not the guys that are the best in bed are the ones you’d never see it coming from…ahem…no pun intended. But for reals, it’s always the skinny rocker dude with tattoos that really can blow your mind between the sheets. Not that I’m speaking from experience…

Jennifer Aniston Poolside With John Mayer Yesterday:

I’m not a huge fan of Jennifer Aniston - mostly because she tried to sue me for everything that I’m not worth about a year ago. Apparently, Ms. Aniston doesn’t like when you post topless photos of her for the world to see so she sent her attack dogs after me full force. Being the hardcore celebrity blogger that I am, I took the photos down and begged for her forgiveness. I know, I’m pathetic, but let’s just say her lawyers are better than mine.

I’ll get her back eventually but for now Jennifer Aniston is hanging out poolside in Miami with her new man John Mayer. This is just before a wrap party for the film she just finished with Owen Wilson called ‘Marley and Me.’ Judging by photo number one above, it’s a bit chilly in the water. Either that or John Mayer really excites her. They should immediately drain that pool and disinfect…