“Yes, it is official,” Suleman was quoted. “I’m going to be doing a show, but it’s not a reality show. What I’m doing with this TV show is basically creating documentaries about the lives of my children. It’s going to be an ongoing thing, and it will follow them from now until they are 18. It’s being done by Eyeworks; they’re in the UK. It will air in the UK and then we’ll see if the US is interested.”

“At this time we are in active negotiations with Nadya and her attorney for an unscripted format following the life of Nadya and her children,” said Eyeworks CEO Reinout Oerlemans in a statement. “Nadya’s story is a very unique and exciting one that needs to be told in the right manner … We are confident that we are the right party to tell their story around the world.”

MTV was granted permission to film “what purported to be a wedding outside of court hours” at the Beverly Hills courthouse, court spokesman Allan Parachini said Tuesday. He did not know who the participants were in the wedding, but Parachini said court officials wanted the filming to be treated as a news event.

The preview for next week’s season finale features a wood-paneled courtroom with the California state seal perched on the wall behind a judge. Civil ceremonies are sometimes performed at the Beverly Hills courthouse, but not in the manner portrayed in the brief preview. If a judge does preside, it is typically in chambers during a break, Parachini said.

A check of marriage records last week did not reveal any filings by Pratt or Montag in Los Angeles County, although the couple could get married in any county in California as well as opt for a confidential license. Officials at two courthouses in neighboring Orange County said they have not received requests from MTV to film in their facilities.

“I’ve been trying to reach you for a week now. I know that you were annoyed that I gave an interview and my need to comment about the people you are around, and obviously you took offense to it. Honey, I’m sorry. I am telling you, I just love you. And I promise you, I absolutely promise you, I will not mention your name in the press, at all, ever again.

One of the reasons why I got so concerned is because we used to talk all the time. We were always texting, and then the texting was sporadic. You weren’t returning phonecalls, so I was concerned. Look, I love you honey. Please, please don’t do this anymore. Pick up the phone and talk to me. Everything from now on is between you and me. And I promise you, I will not go back on it, I will not break my word…

I promise you, I’ll keep questions out of the press, when it comes to you I promise. Just please, please, honey, call me or pick up the phone. You need to promise me.

Back when everything was going in the right direction, and so a lot of the same things happening and you end up very worried about it. (And the whole reason why), when how things were, (……) were together, when you were climbing, and Mean Girls and ever since Herbie, when I was out of your life, everything started to unwind—all these things didn’t do well—and so on, so forth. And how people are blaming me because you’re not getting roles or something? (End Of Message)

And She’s Pretty Freaking Bad At It:

Denise sat down with Extra and answered a few questions about her new show and the emails about Charlie Sheen. Extra found out that she is a two-faced liar.
Lie Number One…

“I’ll be honest with you. I need to work. I need to support my children. I have bills like everyone else.”

Extra then discovered that Richards could make nearly half a million dollars from her reality show, and also that since the end of her marriage, she has received almost $5 million from Charile Sheen. In addition, Richards will continue to receive $55,000 a month for child support for the next fifteen years, all tax free.

Lie Number Two…

“I’m a good mom. I’m raising my daughters on my own. I don’t want nannies raising my kids.”

After some more digging, Extra found that Richards has two nannies on her payroll.

Lie Number Three…

“This is not an email I sent to anyone. Period. I do not want Charlie Sheen’s sperm.”

Extra found that forensics experts researched the emails and have proven that they are authentic.

So basically, Denise lies through her teeth. I don’t think I will be watching her show. On a sidenote…it’s sad that ‘forensics experts’ were brought in to research the authenticity of the emails. Who cares if Denise wants Charlie’s sperm. That’s gross.

Dove’s ‘Campaign For Real Beauty’ Was A Fraud!:



A New Yorker story about Pascal Dangin, the world’s “premier retoucher of fashion photographs,” contains some info on Dove’s campaign, which celebrates authentic, actual woman:

” I mentioned the Dove ad campaign that proudly featured lumpier-than-usual “real women” in their undergarments. It turned out that it was a Dangin job. “Do you know how much retouching was on that?” he asked. “But it was great to do, a challenge, to keep everyone’s skin and faces showing the mileage but not looking unattractive.”

Dear Dove,
How dare you pass these fake bitches off as “real and genuine”? If you wanted to find people that were actually unattractive then hit up a State Fair. They seem to have a never ending supply of uglies. Hell, most of my readers could have made the cut. So next time… go with the real thing.
Sincerely,
The Bunny
PS - I’ll be watching…