Posted on: August 25, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Madonna’s tour kicked off this weekend. So many people are stoked about this concert that I can’t help but be a little interested. Madonna just turned 50 yrs. old and she’s still kicking @ss on stage. She has over 10 seamstresses working on her tour just to make sure the costume changes go flawlessly. I can see why, it looks like she changes for almost every single song. The costumes seem to mostly 80’s inspired and designed by Givenchy…which lends to Madonna appearing like a 19 yr. old. Otherwise, she just seems to enjoy showing off her legs, which are so in shape it’s a little much for me to look at. Here is a clip from the show…it happens to be Britney’s cameo for ‘Human Nature’ that she filmed a few months back. Enjoy while I hunt down some tickets so I can check it out…

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Posted on: August 17, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

This weekend Madonna turned 50. Recently, she’s been seen out and about and she’s been looking like $hit. The only person that I feel bad for in this situation is her daughter. Madonna spends so much time trying to make herself look better, than she is totally ignoring her daughter’s uni-brow. Basically, what I’m trying to say here is that while Madonna has only turned one year older, she looks like she’s aged about 5 or 6 in that one year. It’s getting bad. Guy Ritchie could do so much better.

Posted on: August 8, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Madonna and her daughter, Lourdes, are like a world-class-train-wreck. I am not sure what I can possibly say to offer any sort of excuse for these two. It’s really sad that Madonna has let herself go and has concentrated so much on herself that Lourdes’ brow(s) don’t even appear on her radar. I wonder if the kids at school give Lourdes tons of hell because he mother looks so bad and she’s on the same path. That must really suck. I went to an all girls school for twelve years. Yes, that’s right, I said twelve years. I know what other chicks are capable of and I doubt that this kid has any self-esteem left. Oh well, here are some more pics of Madonna and Lourdes lookin’ like holy-Kabbalah-hell…

Posted on: July 26, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Seriously, what in the name of all that is Holy went wrong with Madonna’s face. There’s so much to make fun of here that I feel like one of those baking soda and vinegar volcanos you made in middle school. While these pics were taken within a matter of seconds, I will say that maybe…like I’m talking a 0.046% chance that this is what happened…the paps caught her making a funny face. She’s not. That ‘funny face’ is permanently hers now. There’s no going back. She’s effed up and she is going to have to do a lot of Kabbalah stuff to make it go back. (Yea…right…I bet that will happen) Now I haven’t even started in on her daughter. That poor thing. Seriously. I feel really bad for her. It’s bad enough her family is all screwy and each kid has a different dad, but this poor chick is dealing with the largest uni-brow on Earth. Someone needs to attack her face with some wax, pronto. Paps - put down your cameras and help this kid! Holy cr@p she’s suffering and all you can do it stand there and take pictures? Isn’t that, like, illegal? It’s like watching someone choking when you know how to do the Heimlich and saying, “Meh…they will eventually take care of that on their own…” I’m going to start a new group on Facebook - ‘The Movement To Pay For Lourdes’ Astronimical Waxing Fees’ (also known as TMTPFLAWF) Look it up and join. Lourdes…we’re gonna get you through this…I promise.

Posted on: July 3, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

In the midst of preparing for the Fourth of July, there are crazy rumors flying about three big name celebs. It’s like six degrees of divorcing. I am going to try my best to get this story straight because I feel like everyday there is more to add. Here are the big things you should know…
1. Madonna and Guy have been rumored to be divorcing.
2. Madonna has been linked to A-Rod, everyone is saying they are doing it.
3. Last night Madonna and Guy were out at dinner and are “doing fine.”
4. A-Rod is divorcing wife, Cynthia after three months of “trouble”
5. Cynthia was linked to Lenny Kravitz, everyone is saying they did it in Paris.
6. Coincidentally, A-Rod, Lenny and Madonna all share the same manager.

Okay…I think I got it all. Man that’s confusing. Everyone should just do each other. It’s not like they aren’t already.

Posted on: July 1, 2008 By: Meghan ( 2 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Posted on: June 26, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Madonna and Guy Ritchie are getting a divorce. Surprised? Didn’t think so. I bet he told her that he was unhappy so she beat the crap out of him and he ran away with his tail between his legs. Good thing for him is that they didn’t sign a pre-nup so they split the cashola 50/50.

Posted on: May 22, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment