Beauty Queen Learns About Babies
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Former Miss South Carolina Teen USA, Lauren Upton, is finally getting an education courtesy of Jimmy Kimmel. (remember this chick? she’s the one that couldn’t seem to muster up enough English or geography to answer a simple pageant question). Gotta give her credit, though… she’s pretty funny. Oh! Spoiler alert– Octomom makes a cameo!
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Octomom Is Pregnant Again
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Just kidding… it’s totally a Halloween costume. Ha! Gotcha! So Nadya Suleman is totally testing the waters with this costume… a pregnant nun is intersting enough (and, might I add) totally over done but she had to dress her 8 babies as little devils. Kinda cute I guess…
Octomom Gets Fox 2-Hour Special
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Fox has just signed on to create a 2-hour documentary on OctoMom (Nadya Suleman) called, “Octomom: The Incredible Unseen Footage.” The mini-documentary will show unseen exclusive footage starting with the birth of her octuplets in January on 2009. Lucky us, the show will air on Wednesday, August 19th and Fox is saying that we will “witness the emotional struggles, physical complication and financial burdens of this single mother of 14… including the private moments and reactions of Suleman’s family, as well as Suleman’s own feelings, doubts and fears.” Basically, they’re gonna make you feel bad for trash talking her and then give you more reason and ammunition to talk trash about her.

OctoMom Visited By Social Services
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OctoMom (Nadya Suleman) was visited by La Habra Police Department on Wednesday because one of her liter went to school with a black eye and bite marks. However, the PD offered this statement…
On Wednesday, April 29, 2009, La Habra Police personnel were requested to assist Orange County Social Services involving a matter pertaining to the Sulemans. As is customary, the department routinely assists other agencies, when so requested. However, the La Habra Police Department is not involved in any ongoing investigation pertaining to this family.
…which basically means that they didn’t want to comment on the situation. OctoMom is claiming that it’s totally normal for her kids to have bruises and bite marks because her kids bite each other. Oh, and the kid with the black eye is autistic — which means he bumps into things. Hmm, really?!
OctoMom Used To Be A Stripper
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Dis. Gus. Ting. OctoMom (Nadya Suleman) used to strip. She used to strip and she went by the name of Angelina (hmm, obsess much?). She claims that she only did it for one night and only got topless. Everyone else in the whole wide world is claiming she did it for two years and got all sorts of naked.
OctoMom The Liar Liar Pants On Fire
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Everyone (including me) was reporting that Nadya OctoMom Suleman was going to get a reality show… but it’s not looking so good for the mommy of 14. (Ugh, every time I type that I cringe and never wanna have sex again)
“Yes, it is official,” Suleman was quoted. “I’m going to be doing a show, but it’s not a reality show. What I’m doing with this TV show is basically creating documentaries about the lives of my children. It’s going to be an ongoing thing, and it will follow them from now until they are 18. It’s being done by Eyeworks; they’re in the UK. It will air in the UK and then we’ll see if the US is interested.”
Sadly, she was lying when she said that. No networks have signed anything official. In fact, they all thinks she nuttier than squirrel $hit. She can’t get any US networks to pick her up, “Please say, ‘a Bravo spokesperson said we are not interested in this,’ ” said a Bravo spokesperson.” The only thing left? Head overseas (lucky Brits!) and according to production house Eyeworks, even they don’t have a deal with her yet, though they are talking.
“At this time we are in active negotiations with Nadya and her attorney for an unscripted format following the life of Nadya and her children,” said Eyeworks CEO Reinout Oerlemans in a statement. “Nadya’s story is a very unique and exciting one that needs to be told in the right manner … We are confident that we are the right party to tell their story around the world.”
Octo-Mom Is Getting A Dating Show
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I’m a little disgusted because I just watched a demo video for a delivery dummy. This half-body thing actually has a baby. Oh, and we can’t forget the movable legs and forceps that come with it. This is all relevant because while this half-woman thing was giving birth to a fake baby, I could help but think that OctoMom did that $hit 14 times. Then I stopped eating my lunch and threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Well, now’s your turn to jump on the OctoMom bandwagon and date her! In Touch is reporting that Nadya Suleman will be getting a reality show but not only will cameras follow this train wreck around the clock and watch her take care of 14 kids, but it will pay close attention on her dating life. (wait, she has one?! there’s totally still hope for me then, right?) The show is reportedly going to be a cross between John & Kate Plus 8 and the Bachelor. Yay!
OctoMom’s Stuff Was Vandalized
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Not so funny considering yesterday was April Fool’s Day. A vandal threw a baby car seat through the rear window of OctoMom’s minivan. Her nannies noticed it at 3 in the morning. She also brought home another one of her octo-babbies, 4-pound, 8oz Josiah Angel.
I’m a little confused. Every time we see this chick out in public, she’s got one kid or she’s alone. She has 14 kids, people. WTF! Where are the rest of them!? I think she made them all up…
