Posted on: September 11, 2009 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Paula Abdul must be low on meds cause she’s actually being nice. Either that or she needs more meds…

“American Idol is a fantastic show that offers an invaluable platform to young talent. Ellen DeGeneres is wildly funny and talented in her own right. I wish her and the show only the best of luck.”

Posted on: August 10, 2009 By: Meghan ( 1 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Paula Abdul is the perpetual drama queen and she’s keeping that title for sure. She’s been complaining to friends that the other reason she’s leaving American Idol is because they won’t reimburse her for her first class air travel, her hair or her make-up people. I mean, it’s all understandable and I’d be pissed, too… but still. It’s time to give it a rest, don’t ya think?

Posted on: August 6, 2009 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Victoria Beckham is rumored to be replacing Paula Abdul for the next season of American Idol. I’ll be honest, I have no effing clue what season we’re on because I hate the show. Anyway, Posh will begin filming this week and has agreed to guest judge in the last two episodes. Sources say, “Victoria is hugely flattered as this is one of the highest profile gigs in America. It really is a big deal. Her husband David may be getting a bit of stick at the moment but Victoria’s profile Stateside has never been higher. Network bosses would love to give her the job full-time and it looks like it’s there for her is she wants it. But at the moment, Victoria’s main priority is fashion. She really doesn’t need any distractions. However, [her] appearance on American Idol is sure to provide a massive ratings boost in the UK so, really, everyone’s a winner.”

Wow. Congrats to her… I think? Doesn’t really sound like she’s too stoked about it…

Posted on: August 5, 2009 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Prior to announcing she was leaving American Idol for good last night, Paula Abdul requested a giant raise and failed to get it. The New York Times is claiming the salary increase (which was $2M last season) was “substantial”. The Times reports that the producers offered Paula a 30% raise and a total multi-year deal worth more than $10M. Abdul requested $20M.

Before you say, ‘wtf? that’s a $hit load of cash money!’ take a gander at what the other make…
Ryan Seacrest - 3 years at $45M
Simon Cowell - (if he resigns) $100M per year

Seacrest said, “As far and I know, it’s real. Obviously, she has her reasons for doing it, and if she didn’t feel like she was getting what she needed, then I understand that, too.”

Posted on: August 5, 2009 By: Meghan ( 1 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Last night, Paula Abdul confirmed (through her Twitter) that she will not be returning to American Idol. Fox issued a statement saying, “Paula Abdul has been an important part of the ‘American Idol‘ family over the last eight seasons and we are saddened that she has decided not to return to the show. While Paula will not be continuing with us, she’s a tremendous talent and we wish her the best.” Which pretty much means, ‘Sucks to be you, Paula cause now you’ll be a reoccuring guest star on Kathy Griffin’s ‘My Life On The D-List’. We were all you had and you just screwed yourself into oblivion. Congrats and don’t let the door hit your @ss on the way out. Peace, b$tch.’

She’s doomed.

Posted on: May 7, 2009 By: Meghan ( 2 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Posted on: April 30, 2009 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Sacha Baron Cohen’s newest character, Bruno, has fooled a number of high profile people, including American Idol judge, Paula Abdul. Sacha conducted an interview with her and she had no freaking clue who he was. “Paula was totally fooled. She bought into his character and to this day isn’t aware she was fooled,” Page Six reports. Her rep had no comment as of yet. The film is set to be released on July 10th…

Posted on: March 26, 2009 By: Meghan ( 1 ) Comments - Leave a Comment