In The Blog World, They’re Having Sex:

From John’s blog…

“Yo Pete-

I could have easily written this to you in an email, but you’ve been so cool to write positive things about me on your blog(s) that I want to respond in kind.

Here’s using blogs for something other than pointing out boob jobs and slight limps.

-Ting, ting, ting-

You’re one of the best eggs in the music industry, hands down. With as much talent as you have, I’d expect you’d have some eccentric ego, but from what I can tell you seem to have none. (That actually makes you more talented, by way of some crazy cosmic arithmetic.) Every time we get the chance to hang I’m inspired by your creativity. Your mind is like a stadium with the dome open… you have ZERO judgment when it comes to things that move you. When most people get the feeling they might like an idea, or a shirt, they run it through a series of filters; ‘what should I think, given my personal attributes?’ ‘How does this read?’ ‘What would Kanye do?’ You have what makes talented people successful for years and years - a brave sense of self and a completely authentic relationship with your tastes.

That’s why I’ll throw a guitar in the car and be there anytime you need me. It’s a short list. (I’m lazy.)

Isn’t it weird when you’re alone in your hotel room and the ice in that bucket melts, shifting it all and making it sound like someone’s hiding in your closet? That always gets me.

Sorry.

Point is, I think the world of you. And wish you all the happiness your artsy head will accept. Fame is just one big lesson in being a man, and you’re doing a bang up job…

Best to you and your lovely wife…

Oh, and what’s up, blogosphere. Have at it.

JM”

Wow…they totally just had blog sex. Awesome.

Sidenote: The pic is JM’s, too…

Oh Man, Jessica’s A Whore:

The non-denominational ceremony was officiated by her father Joe Simpson and her sister Jessica Simpson served as the maid of honor. The ring-bearer was Wentz’s English bulldog, Hemingway.

Wedding planner Mindy Weiss helped the couple make their dreams reality and helped put the theme Alice in Wonderland into place. The masterpiece wedding cake was made by Sam Godfrey. Black magic roses were provided by Mark’s Garden for the centerpieces. The guest were served Rose Veuve Clicquot champagne with a sit down dinner and of course lots of dancing to a deejay.

The People hits newsstands on Friday, so keep an eye out. Sounds like they are a pretty boring couple aside from the theme of the wedding which was Alice In Wonderland. Looks like Jessica whored it up for the ceremony, though. Thank god someone made this thing interesting.
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They Are Really Making My Job Easy With This One:

Pete says, “We’re in the basement of the house. We wanted everybody to think we were going on a honeymoon… We’ve got some blow-up palm trees down here… a little fake and bake tanning booth. It’s gonna look like we went on a private jet somewhere and we’re gonna save that $30,000. We’re eating DiGiorno’s pizza, getting into that tanning bed every once in a while, it’s great.”

Way to bag a man’s man, Ashlee. Tanning in a bed is great for your unborn child. I wonder if the kid will come out with eyeliner on.

Bar In Cannes, Ashlee & Pete, Claudia Topless:
Bar Refaeli in Cannes…


She has beautiful freckles and knows how to show them off.

Ashlee and Pete out and about in Hollywood…


I don’t see a bump because Ashlee’s giant bag is in the way, but her cleavage is out of control!

Claudia Schiffer topless in German Vogue…