On her issues with confidence: “Living with Hef brought down my self-esteem a lot. I was comparing myself to the other girls… You have to look a certain way at the mansion. If you look at Hef’s girlfriend now, she basically looks like a clone of me. It’s kind of weird.”

On going under the knife: “When I was younger, I was the first person in my class to start getting boobs, so I thought I was going to be huge. But I stopped growing before everybody else started. That was a big letdown… I compared myself to those [Playboy playmates]. I knew what I wanted to look like and was kind of disappointed. I had a butt and no boobs.”

“Plastic surgery made it easier for me to get things I wanted in my career. Without it, I wouldn’t be where I am today… My nose photographed really big in front of my face. If I wanted to do anything in the entertainment industry, I needed to get it fixed. I was definitely happy with the results. It made me more confident. And a lot of doors open when you look a certain way.”

What the eff is up with Michael Jackson’s face?!  Check out his ears…they’re like self mutilating.  They look like they’re running away from his face!  Apparently, doctors butchered his ears after trying to take the cartilage from his lobes to fix his wrecked nose (that totally kind of rhymed).  I wonder if he has super sonic hearing through his nostrils?

“People think I’ve got my nose done. My chin done. I just laugh at it. I’m just losing my baby fat - everyone grows up and changes.” Audrina added, “There’s always rumors. People are always going to point things out and it’s entertainment. It’s funny. Doesn’t bother me. Goes in one ear, out the other. I read it, forget it.”