Clay Gay-ken had his son or something… [Pop on the Pop]

Holy Cr@p. This would have given me nightmares… [Cinematical]

Lindsay Lohan must not even own a bra anymore… [Vanity Spy]

Jessica Biel is still hot and still with Justin… [The Beet Goggler]

Candi Spelling is going to write a book about Tori… [Gone Hollywood]

Britney is shooting things for the VMA’s… [Flawed Hollywood]

Is there anyway for you to make my apt. look like this?… [The Cool Hunter]

Joan Rivers…is that you? I thought you were dead… [LOLcats]

Jenn Aniston got new lips and it’s weird… [IDLYITW]

Baby Levi is on the red carpet already… [Dlisted]

A source said “Sam took Lindsay shopping as part of her birthday present. Although Lindsay is the major breadwinner, Sam has her own money and is very proud. It’s not an engagement ring - simply a token of her commitment. Lindsay is thrilled and she and Sam are very content.”

A source said: “Sam and Lindsay are inseparable. Sam has been a really good influence on Lindsay. There is no one else special in Lindsay’s life apart from Sam but it has taken her a while to feel like she can talk about their relationship. Lindsay hasn’t dated any men since she started hanging around with Sam, and there has hardly been a day in the last two months when they have been apart.”

The actress said: “I just want to live a happy, healthy year, continue on the path that I’ve been on and be with the person that I care about, and my family.”

Moving Other Passengers So She Can Sit With Her GF:

From TMZ…

Sources tell TMZ a star-studded flight this morning (Thursday) included Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, singer James Ingram and Stephen Baldwin — and each group sat in different classes.
Our sources say that patrons on the New York to L.A. flight had to be moved around so LoRon could sit beside each other in business class — and that Lindsay requested a “warm compress” to help her ailing chest. Isn’t that what Sammy’s there for?

Later, it was reported that LiLo went to the hospital for a few hours. Her reps denied she was admitted, saying that she was just visiting a friend. Wait…LiLo has friends?

Michael Lohan Confirms His Daughter Is A Lesbian:

According to Michael, Lindsay’s romance with close pal DJ Samantha Ronson, “is evident to anyone with half a brain.”

“Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn’t want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.”

Wow, Mr. Lohan. Way to support your daughter. No wonder she’s done drugs, drove drunk, went to rehab, steals, can’t land a job and is the latest edition to the other team. I would go diving too if you were my only male role model.

Madonna Shows Cannes Her Cans, LiLo Has A ‘Man’:

Madonna flashes her goods at the Cannes Film Festival…

New Lesbian Couple Of The Day -
Lindsay shopping in Paris with Samantha Ronson…