Vote So You Can Get Some Swag
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November 4, 2008 By:
Meghan (
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I know everyone is practically yelling at you to go vote today… but I am doing it for a better reason than picking the next leader of our country… get some free stuff! Who doesn’t love swag? That’s what I thought. So here’s what you can get with that little “I Voted!” sticker… a free Krispy Kreme donut, a free tall coffee from Starbucks, a free scoop of Ben & Jerry’s and (for the females…) a free silver bullet vibrator. Umm… soooo… basically, you should go gain a bunch of weight then because you can’t get a boyfriend you can use the vibrator. Awesome. Oh, and all this stuff is against the law to do, but the Attorney General is not going to arrest you for claiming your silver bullet. Happy voting…