Tony Romo’s three turnovers were momentarily meaningless Sunday night when players started yelling in the shower after he collapsed because of the pain from a rib injury.

Athletic trainer Jim Maurer and his staff rushed into the shower as the locker room came to a near standstill. A stretcher was wheeled in, but Romo was eventually helped to his feet and taken into the training room.

When asked later what happened, Romo said, “Um, you know, I was just a little banged up, I guess.”

According to FOX News, “The female hosts [from The View] quizzed Simpson on her personal life, when Barbara Walters asked her ‘true or false’ if she was moving in with Romo.”

Simpson then hesitated before saying, “no comment,” laughing before adding, “I gotta get used to saying that.”

Editor’s Sidenote to Jessica:
Dear Jessica,
Hun. Sugar cakes. Baby face…time to lay off the food at the stadium. You’re getting a little spare tire around your mid-section and it’s time to do something about it. Crunches work. Here’s what you do…put whatever food you are eating at the foot of your bed. Lay down in bed. Every time you want to take a bite, you have to do a full sit up. It works. Try it. Either that or start throwing your food up cause you used to be a million times hotter than now…
With Love,
Meghan

The sex video reportedly is a real deal and features Simpson and Lachey engaged in a number of sex acts. As of press time, the footage is claimed to have been obtained by the people who were responsible for leaking Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee’s famous sex video.

The people are demanding an undisclosed amount of money from Simpson, otherwise they will leak the tape. Jessica herself is said to be feeling “horrified her name and sex tape are being mentioned in the same sentence. She’s always been a girl of high morals and principles.”

There has yet legal step taken by Simpson and her people to prevent the distribution of the tape.

We Hear That Romo Dumped Jessica This Weekend:

A blogger reports…

“They’re broken up,” according to a pal of the Dallas Cowboys quarterback. “He told us they broke up and that was that. We’re guys so we didn’t talk about it much.”

“[Tony was] having a blast playing Pop-A-Shot mini golf and bags,” according to a source. “He was with some football college buddies and drinking Grey Goose and Diet Cokes.”

“He was surrounded by girls,” according to an eyewitness. “We had to restrain some who forcibly tried to make their way to his table.”

Romo’s night entailed a bevy of beauties, including one blonde in particular he spent a lot of time talking to, and an “impressive” amount of alcohol.

“He zeroed in on one blonde all night,” a source said. “That blonde wasn’t Jessica Simpson.”

Ha ha ha…serves her right. I love it when pretty girls get what they deserve - dumped. It’s like calling pregnant teens fat, it’s mean and wrong, but I just can’t help it.