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Verne Troyer Almost Died During Sex

Posted on: July 6, 2008 By: Meghan ( 0 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

Verne Troyer’s girlfriend almost killed him. He’s only 2′8″ tall…he can’t stand in a three foot bathtub…

She recalls, “I thought it would be fun to do it in the tub. Sadly, I almost killed him. While Verne was watching TV I ran the bath, emptied a bottle of bubbles in it and called him in. But the bubbles were so thick and high that once he climbed in, he got lost under the water and I couldn’t see him. As he disappeared under the water, I heard this tiny yelp for help. I could just hear him crying, ‘Ranae, I can’t see! Get me out, I’m drowning!’ I was frantic and started to scoop the bubbles out so I could find him. I put my hand under and eventually felt his bald head and hauled him out. I couldn’t believe I’d tried to do something sexy and ended up almost killing him. He looked like a drowned rat.”

Man…if I were Verne I would flip a $h*t right now. She is trying to get famous as payment for doing him. It’s a shame when your girlfriend would rather drown you than have sex with you.

Posted in: I See Your Goods, On The Z-List
Tags: Ranae Schrider, Verne Troyer

Mini Me Totally Has A Sex Tape

Posted on: June 25, 2008 By: Meghan ( 3 ) Comments - Leave a Comment

So unless you’ve been living under a rock for the last decade, you know who Verne Troyer is. Well apparently he has a sex tape featuring his former live-in girlfriend made at the couple’s apartment. No deals have been made yet to purchase the tape, dealer Kevin Blatt is offering Mini-Me $100k to distribute the tape with SugarDVD. I am not really sure which is more shocking the sex tape itself or the fact that he had a girlfriend. Whatever the hell he is doing with his little mini-tongue in the video below is frightening and I didn’t get a glance at his goods but, I have to admit, I’m curious.

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Update: Here are the pics of the random ‘live-in girlfriend’ of Verne Troyer…